when you explain to your traditional wife what is pegging and that its you preferred way to leak your dirty white goo.
I told her I will even buy the strap on for her.
The look my wife gives me, she wants to be naughty tonight, but instead of her oepning the door for the delivery boy in a towel I will open it fully naked with a gaand plug and erect lulli
Son: Mom Its hard for me to find a GF.
Mom: We u have ur Bi-Buds why u want a GF?
Son: what? we are all friends.
Mom: next time ur "Friends" come over tell them not to leak all other the bed and use tissues or better eat eachothers white goo.
Sis: you know bro you and ur friend should be more quiet in the night. Could hear him shout loudly suck my lund and eat all my white goo. Everyone in the house could hear it even mom and dad.
were you guys watching actress edits and captions again?
Roommate: hey dont eat that I was playing with myself earlier and accidentally leaked all my white goo on it.
Sissy immediately takes a big bite to admire the texture and flavor.
When i showed wife videos of how to give a r*mjob.
She just smiled and said u first give me one and if u enjoy my smelly gaand I will return the favor.
When landlady rented the room to us she thought we were good friends.
But on the first night on the hidden cctv camera we proved to her we were bi buds.
We have now unknown been entertaining her for months with our daily sucking and stroking shows.
Mom barged into my room with her phone and started recording me with I had a dild@ deep in my b@ipussy and stroking my 3 inch lulli.
Mom: nice video every one in rhe family grp will love it.
Me: how many men have u had?
She lifts 5 fingers
Me: oh wow 5 is a big number but im ok with that. 5 guys ur whole life is not bad in this modern world
Her: whole life? I thought u were asking about most no of guys in one night. Whole life till now I need sometime to calculate
Gf: See how much cum my gym mates gifted me
Wanna taste some? Its nice thick and salty with loads of protein and testosterone.
Maybe it will help ur lulli become a lund.
GF: So you come here every weekend to play cricket with ur friends.
Me: Yes.
GF: ok, can you explain the white stains on the equipment and why this entire place smells like white goo?