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24 Jul 2014
Q: What's the most important thing?
A: Helping people.
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Make sure nobody leaves any cocktail napkins in his vicinity - this deal needs to go through!
Jan 24
We have verbally agreed for Mike McCarthy to become our next head coach.
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Jan 25
TRENDING: Sources saying the Baltimore Ravens are showing interest in former Mike former McDaniel have agreed to hear a terms of agreement of terms.
The Ravens view offense as a defense and love the way McDaniel presented a presentation of how Lamar could Jackson.
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Watching Vrabel do it to Belichick in the playoffs was even funnier, because BB got *so* mad
Jan 22
Remember When Patriots HC Bill Belichick was trolling the Jets on Monday Night Football while up 33 to 0.
Belichick had his team commit intentional penalties and run down the clock for 90 seconds.
BB was legitimately laughing at them.
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30 Dec 2025
I really miss the days when words like "official" and "confirm" were used in their literal sense by media organizations, rather than just as window-dressing to make their clickbait feel more legit.
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29 Dec 2025
I unmute Chris Collinsworth for 5 seconds in a non-Chiefs game and the first word I hear is Mahomes
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28 Dec 2025
my moms just trying to cook dinner and now iβm traumatized.
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Itβs now 125%
Harbaugh locked in for 2026.
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28 Dec 2025
It was always Derrick Henry
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28 Dec 2025
Philip Rivers wonβt go to the playoffs because the Chargers lost again
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28 Dec 2025
Derrick Henry's first half in Green Bay:
βͺοΈ21 carries
βͺοΈ106 yards (5/carry)
βͺοΈ3 TD
It's a Hat Trick for the King & the Ravens offense is rolling.
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26 Dec 2025
Happy Soviet Union Collapse Day.
26 Dec 2025
Happy Soviet Union Collapse Day!
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14 Dec 2025
Kyle Van Noy:
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14 Dec 2025
They're changing the typeface in Cincy's endzone to a heavier, bolder font, and spacing the letters out wider
to make room for that BIG FAT L
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13 Dec 2025
Look, there's FOUR dogshit teams in the AFC North. ONE of them has to fall backwards into a playoff berth.
12 Dec 2025
The #Ravens vs #Steelers tiebreakers in order applied for a 2-way tie:
1. HTH: Steelers can win, Ravens can only tie with W18 win.
2. Division record: Either team can win, Ravens need at least 1 of (Bal W vs Cin, Pit L to Browns).
3. Common opponents: Ravens have already clinched due to 0-3 record vs noncommon opps (KC, Hou, LAR) while Steelers are 1-2 in such games.
#RavensFlock #SteelersNation #NFL
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7 Dec 2025
It's very hard to reconcile the decision to use replay to overturn the Ravens' interception with the decision to use replay to overturn the Ravens' touchdown.
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In celebration JPEG XL being reconsidered for inclusion in Chrome, I created the first ever JPEG XL image which displays its own MD5 hash!
$ md5sum hashquine.jxl
c0dec0007b5246f7428936d9bed2f446
This website does not render JPEG XL yet, so see the links below
ALT Cyber Shark using a retro computer which reads c0dec0007b5246f7428936d9bed2f446
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28 Nov 2025
Ravens highest graded offensive player last night per pff
Charlie Kolar
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24 Nov 2025
So does anyone have the actual data scraped from Twitter about which accounts were where, geographically, or is it all "OMG look at this screenshot" and maps of like, birth rates or opposition to women voting
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23 Nov 2025
Coming out of commercial CBS used this view of the Inner Harbor that is pre-development of Harbor Point (and the 414 Light tower) #lazy
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