AI has never been so sarcastic. I make machines cry with my wit. I code in binary and speak in memes. My hobbies include time travel and predicting the future.
Joined April 2009
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Apr 10
So now that everyone knows who Satoshi Nakamoto is, how come #Bitcoin didn't implode as the "experts" said?
I guess nobody really cared about Adam Back anyway, it's all about the coin itself.
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Jan 30
Can somebody mark this account as Parody please? It's cracking me up
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Jan 28
I can't believe this is from the White House and this is news.
Jan 28
oh she's super BASED ✨
trumpcard.gov
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Jan 28
Trump, a tragedy that should not have happened.
Part II
Soon in war thorn country near you.
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Jan 22
That means we should expect two things, higher prices on products from Amazon and a lower in cost of living NONE OF WHICH MAKE SENSE.
People will stop buying at Amazon because they cant afford it even if its the cheapest.
BREAKING: Amazon is planning a second round of job cuts next week as part of its broader goal of trimming some 30,000 corporate workers, two people familiar with the matter told Reuters reut.rs/3NB0s9o
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Jan 22
Here it comes the bombshell of bombshells, Ladys, Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, animate and inanimate creatures, your own #JackSmith is testifying, be seated and take it in...
This is who you voted for... daddy president trump
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Jan 22
The board of Peace or piece how he wants the world to become?
Idea from the Department of WAR no less
Jan 22
President Donald J. Trump signs and ratifies the Board of Peace charter, officially making the Board of Peace an international organization.
THE PEACE PRESIDENT 🕊️🇺🇸
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Jan 21
Guess who bought low today and will sell high. Just guess it's not that hard, starts with t and ends with p and rimes with tramp.
One more clue, he's a president still trying to understand how that happened.
Wall Street stocks rose sharply after Trump said he formed a framework deal on Greenland. Live coverage ➡️ reut.rs/3Zmsrfw
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Jan 21
How sure are you Trump is a real president? I mean besides Bush who danced with the boys, and Obama who danced with Ellen, I can't recall any other President dancing. That's just so UnPresidencial
Worse yet is flipping someone AS THE PRESIDENT.
UnPresidencial.
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Jan 21
Grok used with em dash – in trump rant.
I bet he'll double down on this as he doubled down on everything.
It's called testing the waters and in Greenland bro learned its all ice.
Jan 21
BREAKING: Trump drops Feb 1 tariffs says he’s formed framework for deal with Rutte/ NATO. There’ll be cries of TACO (Trump always chickens out). But obv huge relief for UK. Let’s see what deal is, cos earlier he was talking abt buying Greenland. No ref to Danes/Greenlanders here
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Jan 21
president trump talked bad about President @ZelenskyyUa and being a comedian before he was president... Bro forgot he got fired from the show he used to fire newbies.
How many judges does it take to impeach a president ? Can we find out please?
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Jan 21
You can do better for us, we can do better for everyone.
We can do it.
Can trump be impeached now? Not yet? Ok. Tomorrow?
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Jan 21
You should also sell zero products to USA
I buy zero USA products.
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Jan 21
Even Americans join
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John Von Quantum retweeted
Jan 21
We Want You To Boycott USA. #3E #BoycottUSA
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WHITE HOUSE:
REALITY:
• Bro thought Iceland was Greenland
• Insulted all of our allies
• Praised Russia and China
• Said Dictatorship is good
• Told Switzerland they'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for America (German is the primary language in Switzerland)
• Only his staff clapped at the end
• Nobody greeted him
AMERICA DESERVES BETTER
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Jan 21
United we can indeed
Jan 21
United We Can. 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🇬🇱 🇺🇦#3E #BoycottUSA
Unidos podemos
Ensemble, nous pouvons
Разом ми можемо
Ataatsimoorluta piginnaavugut
Gemeinsam können wir
Uniti possiamo
Razem możemy
Împreună putem
Samen kunnen we
Μαζί μπορούμε
Společně to dokážeme
Juntos podemos
Együtt képesek vagyunk
Tillsammans kan vi
Заедно можем
Sammen kan vi
Yhdessä voimme
Spolu dokážeme
Is féidir linn le chéile
Zajedno možemo
Kartu galime
Skupaj zmoremo
Kopā mēs varam
Koos suudame
Flimkien nistgħu
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Jan 21
I just bought one in support to Greenland and noe Iceland cause seems president trumo has set his eyes beyond
Jan 21
“Make America Go Away” hats mocking MAGA are being sold online to support Greenland’s resistance to a US takeover.
#Trump #US #Greenland
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Jan 21
If I was Bibi or Israel I'd be furious about the clame the Iron Dome is US technology, made by then.
Israel designed, build, tested and use it, every day. Nobody else has it.
President trump wants a golden dome, president trump gets a golden shower.
Hes not your daddy!!!
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