jess • 31 • she/they ✩ a steady stream of consciousness and complaints ✩ more intermittent yelling at @miscjess 💖💜💙 🌬 walnut brain
Joined August 2015
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Jun 12
who remembers this iconic minho tweet that the last world cup gave us
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my arm is being twisted to log all my project issues in the big bad excel sheet. pls consider, mr project manager: i don’t wanna (there are so, so many…)
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Jun 8
im also expected to backdate like HUH what makes u think i even remotely remember the DAY if i wasn’t even tracking in the first place (half of these issues were raised via phone/inperson rather than email) LOL
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This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time
Jun 7
One-word states with two-word capitals where neither word in the capital name has the same length as the state name
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robert pattinson: can i read the script?
christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?
robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?
Every actor instantly said yes to Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ except than Robert Pattinson who asked to read the script.
“You want to read it? Everyone else just said yes,’ Nolan replied.
(Source: gq.com/story/matt-damon-robe…)
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Jun 4
Rob eyemogged
Matt Damon, Tom Holland, and Robert Pattinson stun for GQ Magazine’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ cover issue.
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Jun 4
cinephile who complained about the trend of increasingly ridiculous collectible popcorn buckets suddenly silent
Jun 4
The first popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’ has been unveiled as an IMAX camera.
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Again I gotta say, Heated Rivalry winning the Canadian Screen Award for best costumes for a couple boring ill-fitting suits and jerseys is completely absurd and some real colonial bullshit.
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seeing this particular north of north costume on the big screen yesterday... just so so SO good.
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Jun 2
only one in da friendgroup that cares abt dua lipa getting married 😩😩 i was surprised okay!!!
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May 30
Everyone knows I’ve been a longtime hardcore Carolina Hurricanes fan ever since May 29, 2026
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May 30
going back n forth between jays & habs like getting punched in the kidney every time
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May 30
in other news, opened my paycheque & saw that the on-call pay hit my account so i went in on cinecl*b LMAO
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May 30
mans said death by a thousand pucks …carolina quadruple shots on net PLWEASE that’s my son out there
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