Hii ploti iko na wendawazimu walai😂 this guy wakes up and starts shouting " kama uko na Caicedo mtoe saa hii before niaze kufua"

Would easily forget that outside exists

Having ambitionless leaders like Uhuru and Ruto and their buddies.

For the people blaming the white car, also understand that the nduthi guy's situational awareness & common sense are in the pits. How will the cars on your right, which have clear visibility, slow down/stop then you come through full gas as if they stopped to make way for you?

17yo me would've slapped the shit out of me right now

Buying a motorbike and dying at 160km/h on a random day

One thing about Excel? It will catch up with you in corporate 🫵🏽😂😂

Forever evolving until the casket drops

RT @perfectwyS: A lil? I wan jump off flyover

Women are beautiful, mahn. I wish they were good people.

Mimi I came to the realisation that Kenya is not a tech market destination... Our biggest tech product is Safaricom. And that is more of a Telco... They had the backing of government... And a team of experts. A look at our bourse. The top 10 companies are banks and a telco... Most people who raise money with tech products... Are white founders... Who come to the market with white ideas... Repackage them for the Kenyan market. And they all fail in 2-3 years We are simply not excited about software like they west. Or global north. And that's okay. That's why I decided I will be building simple solutions that solve an already existing problem. Mwanabiashara. Anataka POS... A business wants an ERP or Management information system. I got them That's why naona a certain doctor amediscover AI, he is releasing slop apps every week. He will soon discover that SaaS is not about development. But execution.

He wins , we win! #Maraga27

Unabottle everything in like a real nigga hoping heart induced psychosis itakuua on your next birthday

Their fear of rejection is also by projection. Many have low self esteem and no character, so they humiliate men who seek them to feel superior. It’s why they assume the men they seek would humiliate them.

Kitu nimegundua ni aty hii incompetency yote itatufikia sote. No matter what, utafikiwa. It cuts across, from Busia border to Kakuma to Mombasa to El Wak. Mambo bado!!!!

Women love cohabitation more than men.

President Maraga has promised to reduce VAT from 16% to 8% on both imports & locally made goods to ease the burden from tax payers. There will be no more high taxation on basic commodities.

Paradise Lost sits on a 248 acres piece of land. The value of 1 acre around that area is KSh 80 million. Iko place strategic between Runda and Kiambu. The three siblings have been fighting over sharing of the property for years, and now powerful people have joined the chat.

Kenyans said you need to understand and accomodate those problematic drivers because they are being oppressed - mtu ameona trip yako ni ya Tao na amaekuja ndio msumbuane instead of just cancelling