🎶 Touch My Body 🎶 Messy Jessica Machado ft Grant Smith Ellis

Thank you to the friend who sent this to me. Just a reminder that this guy is not setting foot in MA. But good boy for doing what your daddy said.

does he not have lawyers? has he still never read the statute? your intent does not matter, aidan. it is intent to ***OR*** RECKLESS DISREGARD THAT IT MAY interfere etc with a criminal proceeding at any stage. not that it DID, but that you didn’t give a fuck how your actions might impact an ongoing case. that’s reckless disregard. anyone can infer that screaming at, stalking, and harassing witnesses at their homes had the potential to have an adverse effect. personally I think they can prove intent, but they don’t need to.

🚨 UPDATE 📣🚨 On Jessica Machado’s latest audio stream, she immediately broke the new rule Turtle announced last night while simultaneously trying to convince her audience she’s barely ever lied to them. 😂😆 As for Will, he didn’t seem too thrilled with Turtle publicly admitting he doesn’t watch or listen to his YouTube presentations. The now-deleted poll Will posted this morning may have been a clue. @jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @Will428304

Witnesses from inside the court room confirm they saw Aidan turtle boy Kearney record this closed hearing. The court has been notified late this afternoon.

Imagine spending months accusing people of crimes with 0 receipts... then when they provide receipts they're innocent, labeling them CRAZY and doubling down... just imagine. Oh wait, we dont have to. We watched her do all of that to others for months on end, and now she is crying about it being done to her! Did she feel any deju vu as she said these words? Bc I feel as if we – specifically I, myself – have spent MONTHS screaming "influencers influence"...and therefore have a duty and responsibility to watch what content they put out into the world. The excuse "it wasnt me it was a crazy follower" doesnt cut it when youre purposely doing it knowing there are crazy followers who will act on those words! Posting people's floor plans, addresses, or accusing people of hacking or distributing phone extractions... are all dangerous. Fck @jessmachadoshow ...she deserves every bit of shit she gets! #savethebeagles

Im def not a bunny, I cant stand Jess! But in this instance, she is right. This is such a weird hill for them all to die on. 😂 Hes the newest fake victim. It's so ridiculous. However I think its funny that its going to be pointed at for years to come when new people ask why Jess and Baker/Will/Jimmy/etc do not get along... "oh well there was this one time, Baker was sexting this crazy chic who was sending him sex toys, he posed all the toys in a pic and told her touch herself and squeeze her legs together.. and then she blasted their texts online and he got very upset about it. He had Aidan go live and say he never ever stuck his dick in that fleshlight (because he would absolutely know where Bakers dick has and hasnt been!? 🤭) and Jess continued to talk about it and so he threw himself down on the laundry room floor and had a tantrum. The end" 😅

Willy… @Will428304, incase you missed it… @DoctorTurtleboy “doesn’t listen to 💩 you say”… just wanted to make sure you heard it. Ouch! 🤕

This is all so insane. We found this when we got back to our room. And then someone even sent cupcakes to our room. I genuinely don’t understand how it got to this point. We’re just normal World Cup tourists.😭😭

JennD — the reason he doesn’t care about what Baker did is because it’s something he’s done himself and still does. 😂 And @Will428304, he doesn’t watch your 💩 at all, ever—never has. The first time he said it, it was the truth. Then he realized just how brutally honest it sounded and tried to walk it back. 😂🤭

📣 Turtleriders 🚨 @DoctorTurtleboy says thank you for all the support but he needs more… *you all* paid 6 “figgers” for his new lawyer and it’s all dried up, he needs more! 🤭🤣

😂😂 There it is folks, he’s given his marching orders so you all better get in line or lose his number!! Who will be the 1st to break @DoctorTurtleboy new rule? My bet is on @jessmachadoshow 🤭🤣

So it’s only okay to “stay out of it” when @DoctorTurtleboy wants to stay out of it? But when he decides someone needs to be publicly condemned, suddenly everyone is expected to jump on board? 😂

Womp wonp… the audacity it takes for @jessmachadoshow to complain about people telling lies about her online… tsk tsk 🚫🛑🐴

Congratulations to @DixieNormu95224 an improvement over @DoctorTurtleboy by virtually every conceivable measure.

Jess might be having a legit breakdown 🫣

Remember Evan from the Lake? Here is Video Jesus aka Abby Garger admitting she Photoshopped her and Evan together at the Lake. For those unaware, Evan Burnett aka BLT, is behind every parody account on here that is not funny and whines incessantly.

New Summer Hit dropped thanks to @Emily49550200