Kati (@kati) | Aguea

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Heather Knight @hknightsf

4 Jan 2023

Kudos to all the San Franciscans adopting storm drains through the @MySFPUC program to keep them clear. Special props to those who’ve cleverly named their drains things like Purple Drain, Drain on Me, Stormy Drainwells and the Mohammed Nuru Memorial Sewer. #BombCyclone

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18 Nov 2022

Make Twitter Twttr Again

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2 Nov 2022

If Fox could do me a solid and stop showing me Bryce Harper and Dusty Baker it’d make it a lot easier to root for the Phillies and against the Astros

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26 Oct 2022

What I can accomplish in the 30 minutes before someone comes over: sweeping the house, cleaning the bathroom, doing all the dishes, putting away laundry, fluffing the cushions. What I can accomplish in the 30 minutes the baby is napping: eating a snack.

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30 Sep 2022

Blue pacifiers: $14.99 Pink pacifiers: $15.99 Teaching my 11 week old about the #pinktax: Priceless @Target

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29 Aug 2022

What’s the appropriate amount of time to wait between talking about how adorable my child is and saying I think she takes after me?

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28 Aug 2022

So far the biggest disappointment about motherhood is that this kid keeps me up at all hours, but never once have those hours been 6-8am on an F1 Sunday.

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22 Aug 2022

I know they say that having dogs doesn’t prepare you for kids, but my ability to talk to a living being who cannot use words to talk back is a skill I’ve honed, and it’s serving me well.

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17 Aug 2022

Me: You’re cute but you cannot spell C: I’d rather be cute

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29 Jul 2022

The difference between having two dogs and having two dogs and a baby is that now we say “Ooh big stretch” 200 times a day instead of 150 times a day.

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4 Jul 2022

Good morning to everyone except the people shooting off fireworks at midnight last night

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Kati retweeted

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

17 Jun 2022

Klay 😭

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11 Jun 2022

They say that what your baby hears in the womb then comforts them when they’re on the outside. Instead of nursery rhymes we’ll comfort our baby with the familiar sounds of “are you fucking kidding me ref?” over and over

Kati retweeted

Golden State Warriors

@warriors

24 May 2022

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

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30 Apr 2022

I can handle a 6 run deficit. I cannot handle the crowd doing the wave. Who have we become? @SFGiants

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22 Apr 2022

Not sure which surprised me more, that only about 60% of people on my flight were wearing masks or that by my estimates 70% we’re watching Spider-Man.

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17 Apr 2022

“Even E-40 is there.” Guessing this is the first Warriors game these announcers have watched.

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8 Apr 2022

Oh Captain, my Captain! #SFGiants

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13 Mar 2022

I just informed Clinton that the time change is tonight so now instead of losing an hour of sleep he’s going to stay up all night and lose 8 hours “in protest”

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13 Mar 2022

I try to be supportive of Clinton’s entrepreneurial ideas but I just can’t get behind “start our own survivor”

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13 Mar 2022

Oh I misunderstood. It’s a survivor training camp, and they pay us to come “not quite die” in the woods.

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13 Mar 2022

Overhead is low because “the woods are free and rice is cheap"

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