1 Photos and videos
katie retweeted
the twilight saga but make it reality tv
186
7,769
26,871
katie retweeted
1 Jul 2020
essential workers have been wearing masks for months now for around 30-40 hours a week, I promise wearing a mask inside a store for 30 min/1 hr. once a week will not harm u :-)
162
63,041
218,343
katie retweeted
8 Apr 2020
I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I’ll have five glasses of wine
125
7,006
54,419
katie retweeted
20 Nov 2019
some procrastination selfies ya feel!!!
3
6
39
katie retweeted
10 Nov 2019
plot twist: the grinch hates christmas bc he’s jewish
1
3
6
katie retweeted
10 Nov 2019
if you sleep under the bed with the monster are you the big spoon or the little spoon
2
7
katie retweeted
27 Sep 2019
me whenever I run into a roommate in our shared home
26 Sep 2019
me every time I see something pumpkin flavored at Trader Joe’s x.com/yourholygaymom/status/…
202
4,982
42,127
katie retweeted
15 Sep 2019
Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself.
3
49
554
Me on the second day of marriage when my husband asks me to cook
x.com/amalsznn/status/116829…
514
60,286
187,052