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spring capsule live, cop your tusi shorts now! Sinnerseeking.com code: PANDA20
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Tai Bo vein
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son growing up too fast 😭
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RT @FutyChels: 🚨📲 Reece James to Cucurella on ig “🐍 one snake gone, one more to go”
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LFG GAETHJE
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Sunset Session today!!! @masterballmelts brought a spinning wheel game for you foos to win some prizes!!
Sunset Sesh this Sunday in Orange County at Ziggys Smoke Shop. Lots of new drops recently, this month we have @masterballmelts , @MafiaMelts , @Qualitysquishes @antigravity710 for rosin and @upthehillCA will be bringing the heady Flower! Come thru with your favorite smoking budzz
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my homie made it to Berghain after Mary Jane 😂
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thank you @tsunamiseeds
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sometimes you get revolving sushi as an appetizer while waiting for your KBBQ name to be called
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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took them 45mins to make one pizookie 😭
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Showed up for a funeral, they kept me hostage drinking henny for 3 days straight 😟
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asians all inherit degenerate gambling, drinking, and smoking.
🗣️ “Asians are serious, disciplined, and always well-organised.” Asians five minutes after meeting a guy from Guadalajara, Mexico... 🍻🇲🇽😂
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Shirts will go out Monday and all orders that haven’t been paid have been cancelled
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405 gonna be crazy tonight for world cup
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should I?
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