Chicago Southside native. Cali transplant. also the absolute king of hyperbole

Joined March 2010
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30 Nov 2016
If only there were a video game where people were forced to play as a white character... x.com/vicenews/status/781516…

29 Sep 2016
People are mad they have to play a black character in FIFA 17 bit.ly/2da4Rzo
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Jun 9

ALT Disbelief No GIF

There’s definitely something going on. Heard something yesterday but Im also leery of the Feds infiltrating the IWC like they do protests.
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Jun 8
So can everyone shut up about Obama going to a finals game

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Jun 8
How do you spend a year planning the biggest event ever in the company on the WHITE HOUSE LAWN to avoid a game that may not even happen. July 4th on a Saturday. He’s just celebrating himself.
Replying to @eric7138
Think they wanted to avoid NBA finals.
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kel retweeted
Jun 6
euphoria season 4 teaser
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Jun 7
This one hurts.
We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.
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Jun 1
You were 8 when his 8th album came out. The people you conversed with were just learning their time tables. Not discussing hip hop history lol
I was born in 95 and I promise you niggas wasn’t talking about Jay as this undeniable GOAT Jay just made business moves and used capital/media ties to rewrite history
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Jun 1
I think it’s safe to say mentioning him a lot doesn’t translate to success just by seeing posts and number of followers
Hip Hop & the music industry is trash without Drake. These past two years have proved it. Also Podcasters and twitter thugs can’t make content that succeeds without mentioning Drake.
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Jun 1
Only hip hop does this thing where having a long career of being relevant and a comparison to Shakespeare is intended to be a negative thing.
Bobby Shmurda went off on Jay-Z over his freestyle at Roots Picnic. “Now niccas NWA lmaooo” “Niccas be 56 years old going through identity christ. Lmaooo. Like who you going be next fronting ass nicca. lol nicca too old for that shit go sit down old head” “this nicca doing shakespeare”
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May 30
WAR in baseball honestly. It’s the only stat in team sports that calculates individual value league-wide moderately evenly. Accounts for how well you are individually performing on defense also.
What’s the best stat in sports? The single best stat Sports to measure how good a player is
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May 28
in 2005 miguel auditioned for an R&B group but didn't make it cause they were hating hard 😂
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they paid tribute to their wives WrestleMania 38 match, that’s cool.
To no surprise, yet another really good singles match between Ford & Rollins. Rollins is unquestionably Ford’s singles wrestling soulmate and I might have preferred this over Rollins vs Breakker from Backlash too.
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May 25
she was actually SICK of his ass
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May 26
And not even a week later… gone. @OldTakesExposed
Replying to @NBA_NewYork
Cute bit espn. It will be even more hilarious in about 6 hours after the Cavs kick the Knicks ass in their own arena. #LetEmKnow
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May 18
x.com/dzikhead/status/205619… This you? Sox fans are so obsessed with the cubs. We literally don’t think about the White Sox AT ALL. You guys aren’t in our division. you never make the playoffs. They JUST broke the record for most losses 2 years ago.

Replying to @DOM_Frederic
This guy is so soft. Imagine getting rattled by someone from Oak Lawn
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May 18
Congrats. You guys won the same amount of games this weekend as you have in the playoffs over a 18 year stretch. You should be proud
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May 18
Says the fan base that brought Urias back TWICE. And Puig. And has a certain on air personality(former player) that I’ve been told by their own family isn’t super fond of the blacks.
PCA is the most CLASSLESS and UNPROFESSIONAL player in the league. First he talks about my organization and bashes the fans when he grew up liking LA. Now he says inappropriate things to a fan. Completely unacceptable @mlb
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May 18
Better than an engagement chaser who spells “mentality” like a 12u
PCA is an inconsistent, web gem chaser who has the mentally of a 12u travel ball player
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This album is a real piece of shit pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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May 12
Trying to be clever and completely messing up the setup and punchline is great
Answer: Who retweeted a blatantly false hit piece on you not once but twice within 10 minutes of it being published and then when you provided her evidence it was all bullshit blocked you? Answer - That piece of shit Mina Kimes 💪
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May 11
Big Jay is his closest and longest friend among anyone on the roast.
Roast sucked ass. No Nikki, No Rock. No Chris Rock. No Dave Chappelle. No Eddie Murphy. Literally none of Kevin’s close friends cared enough to show up. Funny thing is all these people were at the festival soon they chose not to attend. Weird vibe all night. #KevinHartRoast
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