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2 May 2020
Every new laptop is a new chance to not fuck up a python install.
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2 Oct 2025
Nothing encapsulates the experience of living in the early 90s quite like listening to Bjork talk about absolutely anything.
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30 Nov 2023
What is the womenswear equivalent of the menswear guy @dieworkwear ? Like for real, grown-up women.
30 Nov 2023
spoke to a bespoke tailor today about how she makes suits for women. was disappointed to learn that, in order to fit a coat correctly over a large bust, you have to go bespoke. if you wear RTW, you have to wear the coat open or style an oversized coat in a cool way.
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19 Oct 2023
Sorry, but market analysis is just word salad when I’m still spending 1/3 of my income on groceries.
18 Oct 2023
Exactly 1 year apart
ALT Bloomberg headline on October 17, 2022: Forecast for US Recession Within Year Hits 100% in Blow to Biden
ALT Bloomberg headline on October 17, 2023: US Economic Data Keep Coming In Stronger and Defying Forecasts
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13 Aug 2023
Blue checks:
“Gather round, plebs. I have something nonsensical to say, but I will say it earnestly and repeatedly in 5 threaded posts.
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8 Aug 2023
I don’t want to sound dramatic, but — Snow Crash was prophesy and will become the religious text of cults in the aftermath of the apocalypse.
8 Aug 2023
The British government began housing asylum seekers on a hulking barge moored on the Dorset Coast to cut down on the cost of housing migrants in hotels — currently at about $7.6 million a day — and to deter others from attempting irregular entry. wapo.st/45nf7c5
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30 Jul 2023
Stock market tip - a bunch of companies are about to be broke if we don’t fix the ADHD meds supply chain.
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30 Jul 2023
Relationships are basically hyperfixations, not unlike that time I ate popcorn every day for 6 months. Or that time I learned everything about sewing.
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22 Jul 2023
Me: Capitalism is a nihilistic nightmare-scape.
Also Me: I like to mitigate my existential dread with some online shopping.
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3 Jul 2023
Still thinking about how my hairdresser added some extra blonde highlights around my face and called them “money shots.”
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22 Jun 2023
The whole entire ocean has had enough of our shit.
22 Jun 2023
Another orca repeatedly rammed into a yacht near Scotland as their boat-bashing behavior appears to be spreading north huffpost.com/entry/orca-yach…
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22 Jun 2023
They could have built a submersible simulation with a capsule and recorded footage, and it would not have been viscerally discernible from the actual experience.
They specifically paid for the excitement associated with risk.
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21 Jun 2023
The deep ocean is basically a parallel dimension. We figured out how to go through the portal but where we land and how we get back through is hit or miss.
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15 Jun 2023
Are there examples of using AI to create complex data visualizations?
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19 Apr 2023
The ceaseless AI cacophony in the webosphere sounds so self-congratulatory. Same energy as my kid talking about Roblox.
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14 Apr 2023
Hypothetically- if I wanted to buy a couch from IKEA, but the closest one is 2 ½ hours away and in a whole other state - how can I make this happen without doubling the cost of the purchase?
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8 Apr 2023
Scrolling TikTok live streams is so fucking dystopian.
You’re in a soundless room with a remote control, clicking through an infinite number of private spaces and street vendors. And you can yell at them or send them credits in their own currency.
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22 Mar 2023
Normalize leaving online meetings without explanation when someone starts whining about engineering processes they don’t understand.
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17 Mar 2023
AITA posts are just Tarot cards for the Very Online.
Doesn’t matter if it’s fake - works the same either way.
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13 Mar 2023
It kinda seems like we, as a country, don’t have a firm handle on how our mortgage ecosystem works. We keep punching ourselves in the face and yelling “ouch!”
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