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grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass

i was made for havin a ball

Joined April 2026
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the balance of losing naivety without becoming a jaded and cynical freak
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meeting men in ur late 20s is them either being 19 or 37
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some of u have seriously got to go outside into the real normal world
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literally what do i, 27, have in common with a 19 year old boy
wily lackawit@daedaewankenobi
Jun 17
Replying to @keepofffgrass
Be selective but give the 19 year olds a chance. They will be sadder and more likely to grow if it doesn't work out
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vizz ✮@dankvizz
Jun 16
it’s true it happened to me
a@aroba999
Jun 16
If u love someone unconditionally in 2026 they take you to the back and shoot you
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guy tried to own me recently by saying i just want attention um yea im beautiful and funny why wouldnt i be annoying about that
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gonna start doin this
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@WildSentences
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got the ick
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Yashar Ali 🐘
@yashar
Jun 15
In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills. The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern. @Jo_Frost
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god forbid a girl loves her special necklace
CHLOE 🤍@ItsChlover
Jun 14
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#flagday #doinmythangsummer
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happy flag day or whatever reason yall are drinkin tonight
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the point of curling ur hair is to make ur head look as big as possible
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i think of this episode every time melanie cries because someone was “mean” to her #loveisland
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Adam@_dams0n
Jun 13
A good pasta salad can change your life
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RT @MindBodyBronx: Evil doesn’t die, it reinvents itself
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jackson@mullet_mondays
Jun 12
hate it when someone says “you’re just doing that for attention.” Obviously it’s for attention. What else is it supposed to be for
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dee fitzdee@shipmansdream9
Jun 12
there is a reason why the highest academic degrees are obtained to be able to teach. you have no idea about the amount of skill and emotional intelligence one has to posess to be able to put a piece of complex knowledge in someone's head in a way that it can grow further
Variety
@Variety
Jun 10
Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.” Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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@adryanashton
Jun 12
LMAOOO #LoveIslandUSA
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mr. yo@ImgoingSputnik
Jun 11
Why the hell is no one liking my tweets it’s like you see me laying in the street and just step over me
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