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Joined December 2020
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Another milestone for ya girl 💅🏽 Few days ago my cuz put me on her crypto coach & I tapped in with $850, few hours later $43K hit my Cash App after her cut 😭💰🔥 Now today I just copped a new car 😍 All thanks to my girl Coach @victorialduke you ate that down sis, love you fr 💖
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text speech is perfectly fine to use while you’re driving 65 mph on the highway and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise
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RT @suboxoneshawty: EDUCATE YOURSELF.
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Wasn’t even going to post this, but I’m too lit right nowww 💰🔥💸 My cousin put me on this coach she been eating with on crypto, so I tapped in with $850 few hours later $43k hit my Cash App after her 15% cut 😭💕Big shoutout to my girl Coach @victorialduke ,thank you sis 😘
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not watching his story as an act of resistance
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girl who said “my knees hurt” then went home and ate a caesar salad in bed
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7.5 ounces of sprite in the shower tn
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but some of you are out if mine
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assume no one is out of your league… that is all
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guy whos only been to new orleans for mardi gras be like when do they throw the beads
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this summer will be dedicated to me being insanely sexy & gorgeous and having so much fun
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she was playing in jodi arias wigssss
Caroline Polachek Yearbook Photo
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u gotta stop acting all surprised when a guy is the worst person ever
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classic news interview; akin to when teens were choking themselves to get high or that guy turned zombie on bath salts. most kids know little to zero people doing it in real life but parents hardcore go all in with worry. and if u did know a kid doing that they were weird.
CBS interviewed an 18-year-old using steroids to looksmax revealing he’s been on tren for 10 months after seeing influencers use it They also interviewed his parents, who say they are very concerned “If I have a heart attack at 30, I have a heart attack”
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also not to be a horrible terrible woman but #naturalselection #amirightladies bc what do you mean his parents are concerned and hes just displaying his drugs on national tv
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threatening the avoidant man with lifelong devotion if he crosses me
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[flirting] are you also incredulous and cynical
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goin places in my hometown lookin like garbageeeee
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hair greasy, shoes too big, smiling through it all cant believe this is my life
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