A happy future is a thing of the past.

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31 Jul 2025
From now on I expect all my hotel rooms to come with a duck.
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This ref needs to take control here. #HAISCO
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Of course they score the exact second I go to the kitchen to get ice cream. #HAISCO #FIFAWorldCup
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Ya, this is stupid.
How far is FIFA going with its brand restrictions? The condiments at the Levi’s Stadium press box have all been taped over 😆
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Well that was pretty! #BRAMAR #FIFAWorldCup
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Well look at that! #QATSUI #FIFAWorldCup
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It’s a little thing to be sure, but I love how they are letting the kid take the game ball off the pedestal when the teams come out rather than the ref doing so. #FIFAWorldCup
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Keith retweeted
Both were after the limits of human potential. Both hippies. Both on the other side of the law at times. One forgotten. The other not so much. HOWIE: amazon.com/Search-Al-Howie-M… LAZ: amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0DV4NBP4…
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After 48 hours at #LAHOTS, Phillip Perkins is at 145 miles; Crystal Wheatley is at 144. Michael Carson leads the 400 milers at the 104 mile mark. 88 runners started; 22 have dropped.
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Jun 13
Well, this is fun! #USAPAR #FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 13
Huh. Given how this match has gone I almost forgot we had a goalkeeper out there. 😂 #USAPAR #FIFAWorldCup
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"Hydration break"
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Jun 13
Well, I’m done with Fox. Announcers far too tedious. Telemundo for the rest of the #FIFAWorldCup
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We’ll take the goal however we can get it. #USAPAR #FIFAWorldCup
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Good luck, Team USA
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Jun 12
Breaking up play for commercials is some next level BS. #FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 12
It’s too late to suggest now but when @FreddyLA7 was going through Tennessee he really should have made a pilgrimage to the yellow gate. #BM100
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The year is 1949. The Nobel Prize in Medicine has just gone to the man who invented the lobotomy. Your doctor suggests one for your sister, who has not been herself since the baby came. It is the most celebrated advance in psychiatry of the age, and he is simply current. By the time the prize curdles into an embarrassment, close to twenty thousand Americans have had the operation, and proportionally more here in Britain. The year is 1956. Lay the baby down on his front, the doctor says. So does the most trusted childcare book ever written, the one on every new mother's shelf. On his back he might choke, the reasoning goes. Millions obey. The advice holds for nearly thirty years, long after the evidence has quietly turned, and a generation of cot deaths is counted before anyone thinks to roll the babies over. The year is 1966. A bestselling book informs your wife that menopause is a disease, that she is, in the author's word, a castrate, and that a small daily pill will keep her youthful and tolerable to live with. Her doctor agrees. The drug becomes one of the most prescribed in the country. Nobody mentions that the author sat on the payroll of the company that made it. That detail surfaces decades later, in the same year the landmark trial is halted early for raising rates of breast cancer, stroke and clots. The year is 1979. Your ulcer is caused by stress and sharp food, the doctor explains. Calm down, drink milk, take the antacid that happens to be the best-selling medicine on earth. Two Australians are about to prove that most ulcers are caused by a bacterium and cured by a fortnight of antibiotics. The profession laughs. One of them eventually drinks a beaker of the stuff to settle the matter. The establishment takes the better part of twenty years to stop laughing. The Nobel lands in 2005. The year is 1985. Butter is dangerous, the doctor says. Switch to margarine, it is modern, it is heart-healthy, the experts are united. The spread he nudges you toward is loaded with trans fats, which the next decade will identify as the genuinely dangerous one, and which will eventually be banned outright. The butter goes quietly back in the fridge. No correction is ever printed at the volume of the original warning. The year is 1992. There is a pyramid on the surgery wall, and the very same one in your grandchild's classroom. Bread, cereal, rice and pasta form the broad virtuous base, up to eleven servings a day. Fat is exiled to the tiny tip. The chart was reportedly held back a year while the relevant industries had their say. It is wrong at the bottom and wrong at the top. Now it is today. Your doctor has new guidelines, new studies, a fresh consensus, delivered with precisely the steady confidence of every guideline above. He believes it, and he has good reason to. So did every doctor in this thread. None of them were villains. Each was sincere, most were kind, and all were certain, reading from a map that somebody else had drawn and handed them. That is the part worth sitting with. So when the man in the white coat tells you what to eat, what to fear, and what to swallow every morning for the rest of your life, you are allowed to ask. Who paid for the study. What the evidence says beneath the headline. What he was just as certain about thirty years ago, and where that advice sits now. Then make up your own mind. Call it scepticism, or call it whatever your grandmother called it when she ignored the advert, kept the butter where it was, and lived to ninety-one. It has outlasted every consensus on this list. It will outlast this one too.
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Keith retweeted
It’s fútbol season ⚽⚡Wishing luck to all the teams playing in the big tournament 🌹
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