your favourite poster's favourite poster. writer for Oscar-nominated film Borat 2

Joined March 2011
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never in the history of earth have we less needed to hear british journalisms view on tonight's events
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tfw the sub is filling with water
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Andy Burnham: I’ll cut welfare bill to fund defence thetimes.com/uk/politics/art…
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A whole 8 minutes till we had a Gabriel ragdoll special
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Oh you disagree with the Filton 4's sentence for terrorism? What if I told you they hit a security guard with glasses. He said "you wouldn't hit a guy with, would you?" and they hit him.
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Jeff Epstein's barmy army
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who remembers proper keys?
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just the kilo of mussels for me
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big slug πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ retweeted
Exceptionally lazy propaganda even by British standards.
Lord Alan West: "Its all very well having nice spending for breakfast for children at school.. but if that means.. you have Russians stomping down your streets shooting the children who would have been having breakfast.." Russians killing your kids. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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Nick Timothy proximity alarm
The Football Association of Ireland (FAI) has confirmed that UEFA has approved a request to host the 2026-27 UEFA Nations League fixture between Ireland and Israel on October 4th overseas, in a neutral venue and behind closed doors.
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tfw my girlfriend says 'we haven't come on holiday to watch football'
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You are literally Dutch
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American on the bus talking to a stranger in a way usually only reserved for young children
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where are you from where are your parents from how old are you if you're 33 why aren't you married this store is the biggest - the best one
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nice squad selection. however i've already depicted myself as the smirking, chadded out Southgate and you as the seething, balding Tuchel
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I see those bookmarks. I'm watching you lot
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richest man in the world boosting street violence and fascists cool cool thanks mate
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What's happening?
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Starmer made his name handing out punitive sentences for petty thievery during a riot, he'll be all over this i'm sure
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