This whole story is completely true. Except for the parts that are totally made up.

Joined August 2011
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Happy International Kellenah Day!!!
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Bro I was also upset. Love love him!
He deserved a better role, you can’t give fine shyt a drunkard role😭😅✋🏾
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When I drive my car I will be doing minimum 20km/l when others drive my car they’ll be averaging 14-16km/l. What will be going on?
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She would have killed the women. Harriet Khoza on the other hand.
Lindiwe Dikana would’ve killed him at the beginning of episode 2
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If I do a back and forth with you of 5 messages I actually enjoy talking to you 😂😂😂
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Kelly Kelvedhura retweeted
This man is a true narcissist because when she wanted to kill him he thought she wanted to kill herself😭 that is how out of touch and self centred he was
I need EVERYONE to watch The Polygamist. I’ve never seen so much msangano in my life! 😭✋🏿
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Kelly Kelvedhura retweeted
You have no business forgiving cheating. Now you can’t watch polygamist cos you’re going to relate to everything and get triggered….Pain ya thoma gape😭✋🏿
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Bottom line is, men are selfish. Choose you.
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Was that Tino Chinyani?
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They’d be triggers every second 😂😂
Watching the polygamist with a man you forgave for cheating must be so tough 😭
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Someone goes out there and does something. Now he’s not okay with how you’re reacting to what has been done to you. You are not treating them well? When they messed up your life?
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Not domestos almost offing me 😂😂😂😂
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The polygamist is upsetting me and my homegirls 🤬😡
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Twice I’ve had to make a U-turn home on my way to the gym because I forgot my watch. If I don’t have it on I’m not working out.
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If my Apple Watch isn’t charged, I’m not going on that walk. It’s that serious 😂
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Last time I drank whilst stressed I got really sick I stopped drinking for a while. I don’t drink whilst stressed anymore.
People who don’t take any alcohol, weed or drugs, how are you handling all the stresses of life?😪
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Kelly Kelvedhura retweeted
Replying to @kellenah
And wisdom to rely on your strength and not mind
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When you open these doors for me, may you give me the capacity to sustain them.
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Are we not supposed to be having @UnpluggedZim this month?
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That handle already told you that account was for sexiness but yall still shook?
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Kelly Kelvedhura retweeted
This is me🤣
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Ah, 😂😂😂
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Replying to @realThomsonJr
He still remains a legend to me
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