non-dairy presenting she/they
Joined April 2009
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7 Oct 2021
bisexuals be like “omg my outfit is so cute!!!” and then be dressed exactly like this
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kelly retweeted
7 Oct 2022
Smoking weed in 1976: im gonna have groovy sex with an incredibly stinky woman
Smoking weed in 2022: if my vape is out of battery I Will Kill Myself
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kelly retweeted
27 Sep 2022
first you ask me to “imagine dragons” and now you want me to “try guys”????
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19 Jul 2022
i hate reverse cowgirl because he gets to looks at a beautiful woman and i have to look at his toes
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19 May 2022
i hate when i see a sexy ass picture of megan fox and machine gun kelly is there
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5 Mar 2022
there’s never been a problem that smokin a lil weed couldn’t fix
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4 Mar 2022
being added to someone’s close friends story is like being born. you have absolutely no say in whether or not you want to participate and the only way out is death
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26 Feb 2022
i was just looking at instagram stories and my ex best friend who sucks so much posted a picture from high school that i WAS in but she CROPPED ME OUT LMAO
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24 Feb 2022
of course sam levinson is a nepotism baby that’s why everyone lets him get away with the insane and unprofessional shit he does on the euphoria set fuck of course !!!!!
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kelly retweeted
24 Feb 2022
Overwhelmed. People are going to suffer tonight, and for a long time, as superpowers use their land and lives as chess pieces to advance state power. Imperialism is an old sin with the same old consequences, no matter how much our planet ages.
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kelly retweeted
18 Jul 2018
sean kingston: she’s indecisive
me: i wish i knew what that meant
sean kingston: she can’t decide
me: oh thank you
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23 Feb 2022
wow my best friend is so cool and hot and smart and funny i hope she thinks the same about me
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22 Feb 2022
i was looking through old photos and i found a picture of me and my abuser so i fucking burned it and it was cathartic as hell!!! i hope you have a miserable life you piece of shit!!!! you can’t ever hurt me again!!!!! weeeeee!!!!
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21 Feb 2022
nate said i may be an abusive narcissistic sociopath with an oedipus complex but what i’m NOT is a homophobe
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