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Kelly Sims retweeted
Jun 1
Something about calling a man a bitch
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Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Apr 15
me immediately analyzing my feelings instead of feeling them
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Apr 6
How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Mar 26
This is completely unprovoked sir and I apologize for that, but your beard looks stupid. And maybe no one’s told you this, or they have and you don’t care. But the Lord put it on my heart rn that I just needed to speak the truth to you brotha.
Him who so trims they facial hair, shall not perish but have no more disparaging words from me.
Amen 🙏🏾
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Mar 23
How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Mar 11
Me walking out of the interview after saying Neck kisses as my weakness
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Mar 11
RT @sparklingpeach_: when i see a cute video of a kid and then i remember how bad it is to post your child online
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This is how girls act when you don’t split the bill btw
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Feb 11
Lost my temper at work and inadvertently showed a side of me I was trying to hide
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Jan 25
lets just completely eat shit with mama
Jan 25
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Jan 17
when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Jan 12
How it feels hittin‘ that drunk cig with bro
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Jan 12
How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes
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Kelly Sims retweeted
Jan 8
When Joaquin Phoenix almost made Lady Gaga spit out her water after he accidentally grabbed her glass 😭
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