Yay!! It’s Friday 🥳

I am legit obsessed with the coat on @Meg_nicholls11 back at Kempton today. Tis lush! I need it...

Completed me induction today enabling me to pull pints at @glastonbury See you all in the fields...albeit from behind a bar 😊

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

Managed to get through to the @glastonbury coach sale ticket page to then find that there was no availability from ANY town/city. Gutted! No idea why @seetickets would let you get that far. Hopes were right up 🙄 #Glastonbury #glastonburytickets #seetickets

This weekend's haul in my never ending quest for @glastonbury tickets. To note, this is about a quarter of what I've already gone through already. Good job it's tasty! Wish me luck @BrothersCider

Has anyone gotten hold of any @BrothersCider festival apple flavour cans with the black ring pulls? #GlastonburyTickets Got every other flavour but can't find any of those.

Currently packing for a weekend away. Can't fit me case in the car due to several dozen @BrothersCider cans in the boot. Fingers crossed I get a winning can!

This. A thousand times this.

Anyone else having issues getting onto @Tom_Grennan presale for Newcastle? Have code, can't get on...

There is no cuntier line than people who say 'I pay your wages' to public sector workers.

Marching into 2025 with the news that I'm gonna be a nana again! Here's my granddaughter with a scan pic of her sibling 😊

In the 8 years since the referendum, there have been 3 general elections, during which, 6 different prime ministers, have come up with 4 different Brexit deals, none of which the Brexiters like. Yet the same Brexiters who insisted that voting on those deals would break democracy, want to call a general election, because they don't like the result of the one we had 4 months ago. These people are toddlers.

I'd normally rather shit in me hands and clap than watch Robbie Williams, but I'll pay good money to watch @LotteryWinners

I've always wanted to visit the US. But now I can't bring myself to even contemplate visiting a country where THAT many idiots live. #USAElections2024

So, for the newbies, this is how you do the election. Here's a results tracker. You can watch the results come in from individual districts, in real time. It's lots of fun. (if you're a numbers geek) Here's CNNs but there are loads of them out there. And the results don't lie. edition.cnn.com/election/202…

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