Never assume you're the smartest person in the room. Political punk, podcaster, pop culture evangelist. Complicated cancer survivor🤞🏼She/Her. 💉💪🏼
Joined June 2009
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Steve Buscemi did not ask to be part of this narrative.
Good old fashioned blue collar lunch pail kinda guy amirite
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You know who isn’t rude that way? The IRISH.
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So many tourists from around the world rejoicing in American culture and so many English people trying to drop a turd into the punch bowl going “Right, the problem with your food is”
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This is the correct expression of incredulity for anyone dead or undead when asked to show someone Muncie. #TheVampireLestat
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Good god the glorious shade directed at the Midwest.
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Watching episode two of The Vampire Lestat…good gravy, just throw every award at Sam Reid, now.
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Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) retweeted
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Think of the worst, the crummiest, the scummiest, the lousiest people you know. Isn't it hard to imagine them reading? Being lovers of the written word? It is for me.
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My track record remains!! Hell to the effing yes to the New York Knicks and the City of New York!!! An epic and so deserved championship 🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙
My Mom: “The game’s starting!”
Me: “So, you know what that means…”
Mom: “Stay out of the room unless we tell you to come in!”
(Seriously, it’s a thing; the Cubs should personally thank me for 2016)
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Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) retweeted
Jun 13
I’m gonna pronounce it “sherbert” until I die, IDGAF
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My Mom: “The game’s starting!”
Me: “So, you know what that means…”
Mom: “Stay out of the room unless we tell you to come in!”
(Seriously, it’s a thing; the Cubs should personally thank me for 2016)
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I bet Chick-fil-A has complicated feelings about Moana. youtu.be/79DijItQXMM?is=Zc30…
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Putting hot rollers in my hair for the first time in at least seven years makes me feel like a toddler trying to color inside the lines.
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Can we find a way to blame Mike Ditka for The Bears moving to Indiana? This is the worst version of The Super Bowl Shuffle.
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Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) retweeted
Jun 5
Me to anyone still defending the oyster cracker aka American History Sext
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This is a photo of a family who actually want to talk to each other.
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Imma need @StephenKing to finally break his silence about the problematic faux-Democratic candidate in his state.
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Hey @AMCsAnneRice, we’ve collectively had a hard day/week/month/year/era, so be a doll and drop the first episode a few hours early?
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I want Will Ferrell to burst in on the Todd Blanche confirmation hearings as the ghost of Janet Reno. youtu.be/zh_x7W1QFNA?si=HLvi…
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After starring in…heavy sigh..Hillbilly Elegy, playing a white collar villain in a Cape Fear remake was kind of a smart career move for Amy Adams.
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Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) retweeted
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He's an angry, abusive, scary dirtbag.
A privileged, dangerous, unqualified failson should not be rewarded with high office.
This embarrassing, grotesque, capering, leering cretin deserves disgrace, nothing more.
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