I don’t think the Europeans understand that “Americans who like soccer” and “Americans who like Donald Trump” are two groups that pretty much don’t overlap.
Thought I was home alone so I walked down the steps shirtless singing
“I’m a chud I’m a chud I’m a fat little chud”
and my roommate was eating at the dining room table in the dark looking at me like this
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.