founder @ WheelerDefense, practically irresistible. violently suburban. sealand nobleman. forklift certified. user @openai @meta @netflix

Joined July 2010
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i’m gonna make a thread of banger ass beats. not for you, for me, i’m tired of searching for them.
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this is fuckin rad
This morning at the White House...
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Marco Rubio finding out he has to be the CEO of Anthropic after it gets nationalized
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you ever just sit there like damn, shit just grows out of the ground and the earth waters its own plants and wind and magnetism exist and there’s a giant heater and light bulb chilling and if you make bread water and let it sit for a little it becomes a relaxing tonic
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that umbrella looks like my boy tj blowing out a bong rip
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Literally no one at this 9 year olds birthday has heard of ai.
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placed some egregiously degenerate parlays on the knicks while this campari sweats
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i hope i walk away net positive so im well positioned for ufc degeneracy tomorrow
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im gonna make @keegabit jamaican food
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never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a contractor for an itemization of a quote
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“well that seems a little steep, how’d we land there” “HEY LISTEN MAN WE USE QUALITY MADE TO ORDER MATERIALS OK” ok motherfucker can we not lol
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my kid came into my office at 6:30 this morning and said i need a new dinosaur, i said ok give me 3 hours homeslice
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imagine telling us when we were kids that we’d have machines that magically make toys in our houses
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oh we’re going back to copilot autocomplete huh
NEW: Anthropic claims the capability cited by the U.S. in restricting Fable 5 is already widely available from other models, including OpenAI’s GPT-5.5.
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my buddy said your profile picture is hilarious i said i look like im about to handle the credit check at a rhode island mazda dealership
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look at the sear on that bitch
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kids: this doesn’t taste like mcdonald’s, it’s not the same “hold on a sec” > shakes onion powder on it kids: holy shit how’d you do that
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It's genuinely incredible how bad these models are at programming
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you all just got forced to party. crack a bottle. welcome to my world bitch.
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imagine if this technology fell into the wrong hands and foreigners could just one shot beige crud apps at will
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