You did nothing for the people of Middleton when you was put there. You lying tosser. You were in one of the most safe seats around and lost, you are as likeable as cramp
It's genuinely lovely to have had the privilege to serve.
Whatever's next, I'm looking forward to it.
To everyone still on the green benches, regardless of party, well done and well deserved.
Do right by the people who sent you there.
It's the single biggest honour. 🇬🇧