go play free city please i have to eat

Joined April 2026
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i should not be leaving the office this late on a fucking #friday
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i choked on an oreo
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my head hurts i need iboobprofen
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accidentally got in the shower with my glasses still on
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why yall keep leaking my texts
tomorrow tomorrow
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excuse me
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happy first moanday of the month
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keys variants.
me (steve) variants 💪🏼
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i wouldn't have used such an obvious username 🙄
okay
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hi
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budget so low they got #me working on the sfx
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she bang on my theory till i bazinga
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how many cups of coffee are you allowed to drink per day before it gets concerning
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But if I just showed up at your party Would you have me? Would you want me? Would you tell me to go fuck myself? Or lead me to the garden?
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another day hard at work
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