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Khalid 🌺 retweeted
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even in disability
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Ronaldo is never close to Messi in any ability.
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So the writer of this movie “two years later”@boldtitlepete found my tweet.
Hey Pete, That is an incredible story you’ve got there. I hope more people can see it.
Phenomenal! ❤️
ALT and yeah—find you a someone that looks at you the way Ryan looks at Em. He simply can’t believe his luck.
Two years later: S01E06
Just a phone notification and the what seems like a perfect relationship is about to come to an end.
Now the plot thickens because in my case, Emily is just self destructing.
Ryan, on the other end knows she’s self sabotaging what they have.
I’m sat !
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Khalid 🌺 retweeted
I want to be so comfortable financially that gifting my loved ones becomes second nature.
“You passed”
Dinner’s on me.
“You bought a car?”
Let me buy you fuel
Gifting my loved ones would honestly make me so happy.
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I’ve never for once cooked noodles outside (meshai) because I will throw up immediately after taking it.
Now I know every meshai corner in my area since I moved here.
I’d to blend 😑. My noodles era will pass!!
There is no way as a Single Nigerian living in Lagos and working in Lagos that Indomie Instant Noodles has not saved your life before. You must have an Indomie Moment.
My time during my stay as a Bachelor working on the Island and living in Bariga, I saw hell on one particular day.
I am opened to different foods from different Bukas but I don’t enjoy eating outside, so I cook on salary days and drink garri on other days. Face me I face you in Bariga comes with the best and most terrible neighbours but I was lucky to have one Igbo family that loves me dearly in the compound. This people love me dearly and I was like their 6th child. They have this daughter of theirs who doesn’t play with what I will eat. She’s always factoring me in. She likes me because me sef no small. Omo daada.
Broke bachelor but anytime garri didn’t work or I didn’t cook, I was relying on them. Fresh Oha soup today, Incredible vegetable soup tomorrow 🤤. It became so frequent that I now spend money finish knowing they will feed me for the rest of the month until one brutal period when I came home with my real girlfriend. Suddenly, my food stopped, the supplies stopped. That very day, I saw my neighbor go inside with freshly cooked egusi soup and locked the door. I knew it that I messed up. I use oju olore to gun igi. Haaa, where will I start from? No food at work, no food at home. I didn’t have money again for heavy food and that compounded my problem. The girlfriend that even came didn’t come with money 😭
Garri was a luxury but with 25 Naira, I was introduced to Indomie. Indomie saved me that period and never stopped. I would cook a full pot of Indomie and Ugwu, ration it as 3 square meal. The next day, Indomie and fried egg. Another day, concoction Indomie. That’s how I became loyal to the brand. Today, I can’t eat any other brand apart from Indomie. As Ogechi packed her Oha carpet, God laid an Indomie rug for me. There’s no way you can live without it in Lagos. My Indomie moment.
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Khalid 🌺 retweeted
One thing about me, in the end, I always find my way back to peace.
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Em and Ryan settled. Well, not in the manner I thought they would—but as expected.
Maybe not in all cases, but true love eventually wins.
Two years later: S01E06
Just a phone notification and the what seems like a perfect relationship is about to come to an end.
Now the plot thickens because in my case, Emily is just self destructing.
Ryan, on the other end knows she’s self sabotaging what they have.
I’m sat !
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Two years later: S01E06
Just a phone notification and the what seems like a perfect relationship is about to come to an end.
Now the plot thickens because in my case, Emily is just self destructing.
Ryan, on the other end knows she’s self sabotaging what they have.
I’m sat !
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When I laugh at peoples’ joke, I swear they are not the funny one but I am—in my head .
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My go to movies are romcoms.
I love seeing life cycle of love in a kind of cinematic plot.
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Khalid 🌺 retweeted
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People really underestimate what it means to be the guy who makes others great. Goals get the highlight reels. Assists build the winning teams.
Pulisic now sits at 3 career World Cup assists, one more than Cristiano Ronaldo has managed across his entire World Cup career. And before you say "yeah but Ronaldo scores goals," you're right. Ronaldo has eight goals and two assists in FIFA World Cups, spread across five tournaments. He is one of the greatest individual scorers the game has ever seen. Nobody is taking that away from him.
But Pulisic does something different, and it matters. Across four matches at Qatar 2022, he contributed 2 assists and 1 goal, essentially having a hand in every single goal the US scored in that tournament. That is not a star player accumulating personal numbers. That is a player who organizes himself around his team's success.
The USMNT got off to a blazing start in 2026, defeating Paraguay 4-1 in a record-breaking performance, the first time they have ever scored four goals in a World Cup match. Pulisic had a hand in it before he was subbed at halftime as a precaution. The team looked noticeably different without him.
The leadership lesson, whether you play football or run a company, is this: the most valuable person on any team is rarely the one racking up the most visible individual stats. It is the one whose presence structurally lifts everyone around them. When they leave the room, or leave the pitch, you feel it immediately.
Captain America is not the flashiest name in this tournament. But right now, he may be the most important one on the field.
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Khalid 🌺 retweeted
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Whenever someone gives me obvious advice, my immediate assumption is that they must think I’m stupid.
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Define your music taste by naming an artist
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Post a character that reminds you of you.
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