Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day to everyone celebrating the most expensive "add extra cheese" in human history.
Quick math: 10,000 BTC for two pizzas, worth about $41 at the time. $41 of gold back then = roughly 0.034 oz, worth about $153 today. The same 10,000 BTC? About $770 million.
Tiny difference. Rounding error. Very normal lunch.
Had Laszlo paid in gold, today he'd have… about enough for more pizza. Had he kept the Bitcoin, he'd have enough to buy Papa John's, rename it "Proof of Sauce," and tip the driver in generational wealth.
Gold is less volatile, sure. It doesn't moon, crash, or fork. That's not a bug. That's the feature.
Tokenized gold. For people who like digital assets but also like sleeping at night.