Truth seeker
Joined June 2017
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Jun 11
So suddenly bangi si mbaya and everyone and their grandma have been partaking of the substance on the DL while our boys rot in jail juu ya kupatikana na ka nyongi
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Jun 10
You wanted me to marry you ama?
Jun 10
I wish I met @kibeandy before marrying. Fuck it😭
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Jun 10
Ati a chile was chotwad jana all her stock and today she’s telling you where to buy origi ticks? Michezo ya taon.
Now we have to speak in parables just in case we piss off @RobertAlai atume barua ya lawyer
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Jun 9
Let's meet at 10pm tonight. Bring your okohobut leave your brains ata umetuchosha na thinking mingi
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Jun 9
Joblessness is not a lack of jobs, bro – it’s a state of mind for weak, immature boys who never grew up!
If you want something in this life, you don’t need anybody’s permission, certificate, or that useless degree they’re selling you at campus. The easiest way? Walk into the place you want to work, tell them you’re ready to intern for free, shut up, learn, and start grinding. Simple!
But most of you were raised by mothers who every single day were asking, “My Ka Ryan, what do you want to be when you grow up?” That question alone is what turns boys into jobless adults. It trains you to sit and wait for some magical sign or some paper before you start. That’s why you’re still at home, crying about the economy.
Look at Maina Kageni, my guy! The man has been ruling Radio Africa for over 20 years. Twenty-plus years! Every year universities are vomiting thousands of graduates with degrees in journalism, communication, media studies – all of them “qualified” to replace him. Yet none of them has. Zero!
Experience, consistency, and balls still beat paper every single time. Stop waiting for permission and go get it, or keep crying. Your choice.
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Jun 7
Clit imemtoa kwa keja Alafu ana jaribu ku blame sharp boy…Kauka na u understand
Jun 7
Hapa hakuna cha he looked good.
He looked rich, and babygirl akadhani ameangukia jackpot in this economy.
Boy child is winning 🫡
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Jun 6
We should do away with terms for ALL elected representatives. Is someone is good at what they do why should we limit themselves to only two terms? Business wise this does not make any sense. And remember I am neither Wantam or Tutam. I am KIBE for President 2027
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Jun 6
My conspiracy theorist mind tells me they found what they were looking for in the Congo and are using 254 as a processing station. And this is just what I got after watching @KoinangeJeff inteview the health minister.
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Jun 6
Big weekend for Pool in Kenya. The greatest player ever will taking on a few challengers. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth by the time I’m done with them
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Jun 4
Our kids are tired of schooling. We need to urgently rethink that system. Kwanza now that we have a generation raised by single mothers who have been created in her image full of emotions and drama
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Jun 3
Very nice. See you kesho
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Jun 2
We should do away with school altogether. Teach your kids at home instead of sending them to the concentration camps. There is little difference between school and prison.
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