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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
Everyone everywhere knows what Cookie Monster's favorite movie of the year was! 🎥🍪🥛What was yours?
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I just laughed out loud at the prospect of @MeCookieMonster losing his blue checkmark cause he didn’t pony up $20 per month.
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This is brilliant.
Long-term sex pest Greg was kind enough to send me a willy-themed happy birthday message yesterday Unfortunately I was distracted by a mark on his body which I had to inform him was the start of something terrible 😞 (This really is the best way to deal with online perverts 😂)
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
Name a more iconic duo
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NOPE (2022) Dir. @JordanPeele
Happy #Caturday
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AND AFTER KEELEY TOLD ROY THAT JAMIE HAD SAID HE STILL LOVED HER AND SHE TEARED UPAND ROY LOOKED CONFUSED AND WORRIED AND WE NEVER FOUND OUT HOW THAT CONVERSATION ENDED, AND THEN ROY GOT TICKETS TO GO BE IN SPAIN FOR SIX WEEKS AND KEELEY SAID SHE COULDN’T GO
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AND THEN SHE WAS BANNED FROM BUTTERING THE CAT
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Today’s Duolingo lesson is just trying to make Jorts the Cat angry.
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As usual, Jorts nails it. Listen to the cat. Good 🧵
I learned some things about feline poxvirus as an EXAMPLE to talk about a similar virus. If a cat gets a catpox, it can spread to cat people. If there’s an outbreak & only cat folks can be tested, it will seem like ONLY cats or cat people get it. Cats start getting dirty looks.
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23 Apr 2022
I put the radio on before I leave for work so the dog isn't sitting alone in silence. I then listen to the same radio station while driving to work so we're listening to the same thing. It just makes me feel like we're together at home for a little bit longer.
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
Life is hard enough so please quit making me guess if it’s a cake.
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Do you ever just feel absurdly happy for the guest star on Sesame Street, cause you know how much this means to them? ❤️

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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
so apparently Zelenskyy won the Ukrainian version of Dancing with the Stars in 2006 and the tape is even better than whatever you're imagining
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RT @Paul__Dawkins: Academy banned Will Smith for 10 years, but not: Kevin Spacey Harvey Weinstein Casey Affleck Woody Allen Mel Gibson Rom…
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The timeline has blessed me. @vinn_ayy
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He’s here He’s there He’s teaching how to share ROY KENNNNNNNT ROY KENNNNNNNT instagram.com/p/CaApzhWsDan/
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
Someone explaining NFTs to me

ALT Cardi B Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
When I find myself in times of trouble, Bill Murray comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
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