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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
11 Mar 2023
Everyone everywhere knows what Cookie Monster's favorite movie of the year was! 🎥🍪🥛What was yours?
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
31 Oct 2022
I just laughed out loud at the prospect of @MeCookieMonster losing his blue checkmark cause he didn’t pony up $20 per month.
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27 Oct 2022
This is brilliant.
26 Oct 2022
Long-term sex pest Greg was kind enough to send me a willy-themed happy birthday message yesterday
Unfortunately I was distracted by a mark on his body which I had to inform him was the start of something terrible 😞
(This really is the best way to deal with online perverts 😂)
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
6 Oct 2022
I wrote this before my appearance on @insightSBS with @kumitaguchi
It was published today, and hopefully gives more some context to my time in Afghanistan in 2010.
sbs.com.au/news/insight/arti…
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
21 Sep 2022
Name a more iconic duo
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18 Aug 2022
AND AFTER KEELEY TOLD ROY THAT JAMIE HAD SAID HE STILL LOVED HER AND SHE TEARED UPAND ROY LOOKED CONFUSED AND WORRIED AND WE NEVER FOUND OUT HOW THAT CONVERSATION ENDED, AND THEN ROY GOT TICKETS TO GO BE IN SPAIN FOR SIX WEEKS AND KEELEY SAID SHE COULDN’T GO
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
18 Aug 2022
AND THEN SHE WAS BANNED FROM BUTTERING THE CAT
ALT Young man and woman at a music festival, she is explaining Jorts the cat to him
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28 Jul 2022
Today’s Duolingo lesson is just trying to make Jorts the Cat angry.
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24 Jul 2022
As usual, Jorts nails it. Listen to the cat. Good 🧵
24 Jul 2022
I learned some things about feline poxvirus as an EXAMPLE to talk about a similar virus. If a cat gets a catpox, it can spread to cat people.
If there’s an outbreak & only cat folks can be tested, it will seem like ONLY cats or cat people get it. Cats start getting dirty looks.
ALT An orange cat is looking at you with a question mark on his head. The picture also has a cartoon cow, a cartoon chart of data and a cartoon science test tube.
I put the radio on before I leave for work so the dog isn't sitting alone in silence. I then listen to the same radio station while driving to work so we're listening to the same thing. It just makes me feel like we're together at home for a little bit longer.
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
20 Apr 2022
Life is hard enough so please quit making me guess if it’s a cake.
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15 Apr 2022
Do you ever just feel absurdly happy for the guest star on Sesame Street, cause you know how much this means to them? ❤️
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
27 Feb 2022
so apparently Zelenskyy won the Ukrainian version of Dancing with the Stars in 2006 and the tape is even better than whatever you're imagining
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8 Apr 2022
RT @Paul__Dawkins: Academy banned Will Smith for 10 years, but not:
Kevin Spacey
Harvey Weinstein
Casey Affleck
Woody Allen
Mel Gibson
Rom…
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
16 Feb 2022
He’s here
He’s there
He’s teaching how to share
ROY KENNNNNNNT
ROY KENNNNNNNT
instagram.com/p/CaApzhWsDan/
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
22 Jan 2022
Someone explaining NFTs to me
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Kiki (Taylor’s version) retweeted
16 Jan 2022
When I find myself in times of trouble, Bill Murray comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
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