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27 Jun 2018
today’s Bill Simmons Podcast is LOADED
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President of Basketball Operations Alan Wake
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Who would like to join me in having a Lemon party today?
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As an Eagles podcast listener, I’m excited to never hear the phrase “the AJ Brown of it all” again
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May 26
Jazz is all about the corporate partnerships you DON’T shill for
May 26
Miles Davis was born 💯 years ago today. 🎺 To celebrate, his estate has partnered 🤝 with Dad Grass 🍃 for the first-ever official THC-infused ‘Bitches Brew’ Leisure Drink.🥤
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May 14
I am watching Dark for the first time and I was a fool to put it off until now
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May 21
Somehow, Enzo the baker returned
May 21
A new 'Godfather' film is officially in the works.
54 years after the original was released.
Community note
A new authorized Godfather novel titled Connie is set for release in 2027, but Paramount has not officially announced any film in development despite holding adaptation rights. apnews.com/article/godfat…
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May 18
THIS FRICKIN GUY EXISTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT!
May 17
Jon Taffer should play the Judge in the Blood Meridian movie
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May 15
Nah I don’t think y’all got it…
You heard of KRIS KRISTOFFERSON? Well I am PISS PISSEDOFFERSON 🔥🔥🔥
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May 11
If these men aren’t careful, they’ll be Belvederemaxxing in short order
Men are ‘ballmaxxing’ their testicles until they’re inflated to the size of grapefruits trib.al/3BQCbfg
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Win or lose, I’ll be sharing a picture of a sports and pop culture magnate with a fast food spokesman on Saturday
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Don Mattingly has the Phillies playing great. Now if only he’d shave his sideburns
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Apr 29
Just published my dissertation from Donkey Brain University ⬇️
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