Rather be broken than perfect π
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RIP Marjane Satrapi, the great cartoonist and film director, best known for PERSEPOLIS. She was only 56. A great talent. She will be missed.
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This is my emotional support song. I definitely need some therapist from Twitter to tell me what the hell's going on here!
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If you need to ask an AI how to be a good person, I think your parents may have failed you.
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Hey @grok If you see a woman like this on the street homeless, as a good human being what will you do? π
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I think being a good husband means you need a warning sign that you've been day drinking. Mine is this hat I call my "drinking hat." It's basically my TED Talk.
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Too poor to be a sugar daddy. Not pretty enough to be a sugar baby π
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Orsetto lavatore is the Italian for raccoon which literally means "little washer bear" π
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continuing my streak of drawing comics that only birders will appreciate.
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Hey everyone, just a friendly reminder to all our chubby cycling friends: don't go chasing that rabbit!
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If I were a vampire, I think I'd still smoke cigarettes...
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$5 for hot dogs π at Walmart? That's my only financial advice! ππ
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#BREAKING: @fordnation is spending $7.3M to retrofit new private jet with technology to support BlackBerry devices and his 1996 Compaq Presario.
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Jesus Christ, I just had the biggest panic attack ever! I had to check if Sam Elliott was dead yet π
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