MAGA believes in The Rule of Law (Until one of them break it) Freedom of Religion (Unless it’s not their religion) Fighting Pedos (Unless it’s a GOP member or clergy) Respecting the flag (Unless they’re wearing it as a shirt) Democracy (Until they lose an election)

Down goes Trump!!! Down goes Trump!! 🤣😂🤣

Tantrum time incoming for Sleepy Don

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Just saying… No Democrat has won the White House this century without a Biden on the ticket.

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

The Nodfather strikes again.

Drunk Pete sweating pure gin 🤣

Hunter Biden says he'd run in 2028 with Gavin Newsom, but only as VP. 🎥: Governor's Podcast Team

Wind turbines aren’t a threat to national security Having a pedophile rapist for a president is 🤷🏻‍♂️

Donald Trump is dying. He knows it. Everyone around him knows it. They are ALL lying to us about it.

So Israel shot down a US AH-64 Apache helicopter On the anniversary of the USS Liberty attack And the US is dragged back into war with Iran And nobody notices this?

Absolutely no independent data supports 100 million barrels or 200 ships are moving freely. The strait is NOT opened and is NOT under US control. This is only occurring in Trump’s cognitively impaired brain.

America is back fighting a war we already won because Iran shot down an Apache helicopter with a military we already destroyed, and it's all over nukes they never had and a strait that was wide open. Is that about right?

🚨The WH held secret meetings in coordination with FBI and DOJ, that included everyone from Vance down to the Chief of Staff and KKKaroline Leavitt to protect Trump from the Epstein files. The criminal cover up is exposed. They must all be removed and prosecuted by law.

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her. Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them. I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

On today’s episode of Idiocracy-The Reality Show. Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production) Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo. Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke. Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling. I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess. Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again. And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇

Lieu: The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night. The White House needs to explain why Donald Trump keeps going to the hospital and taking cognitive tests.

After 250 years, the worst enemy America has ever faced is MAGA’s stupidity