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23 Jan 2018
did u guys know "alien" is actually an acronym?
A- put
L-thexfiles
I-back
E-on
N-netflix
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The camera work was so cool that I literally didn’t care
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I finally tried Jeni’s ice cream. I understand why they charge $10 a pint.
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What was that
Im going to see disclosure day tonight i think
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Jun 12
being gay with a birthday during pride month
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Jun 12
People around you having a general disinterest in your life and inner world since you were 8 years old will have you posting on Twitter everyday for the rest of your life
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Jun 13
Cockroaches easily are you insane
Jun 12
i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer
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Jun 13
Roaches can be exterminated/i can move. The person having hidden in my house would haunt me for the rest of my life no matter where i went.
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RIP David Hockney
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Jun 13
Neighbors love letting their dog out so it can bark for hours and hours and hours and
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Jun 12
This is what its like to work at a place where you can recognize your coworkers by their keys' jingle and know theyre coming around the corner
Jun 12
do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright
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Jun 12
im sorry ✊️😞
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Another day wasting my life
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Jun 12
birthday next week people keep asking if i have any plans and im just like 🙂 nope. 🙂
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Jun 12
this is the part they dont tell you about moving regularly for work while also having a demanding job. Just kidding its kind of exactly what they tell you.
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Jun 11
"monument of the fat pigeon" Szczecin, Poland
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Jun 12
my gay landlords ball out decorating their house for pride every year and this year they have some version of the progress flag with what looks like a US military seal in what would be the intersex part of the progress flag???
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Jun 12
I cant read what the seal says while its waving and dont think its a good look to walk up and inspect it and cant find Anything like it online but the concept is hilarious
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