now @kitjohnson.bsky.social
Joined December 2010
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25 Aug 2021
Every single time that I see this bag in my office, I think: “Wow. It must have cost a pretty penny to personalize these bags.”
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7 Nov 2024
"Fear no evil. Joy and Love still live, and it is up to us to build the shelter for the Hope that they provide. Lower those pointed fingers, we will need them to grasp the hammer and forge the nails. /1
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7 Nov 2024
"Do not give in to your righteous anxieties. Our heroes have never left us. All the good that ever was, it is still here. You were born for this time." - Cherri Foytlin /end
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7 Nov 2024
"Wow. You're really at misanthropy level 11 tonight." --honest third party
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6 Nov 2024
Hot take: No one is going to know if you choose not to watch the election results roll in and instead of watch reruns of your fav baking show.
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6 Nov 2024
Why did I come home from work when all that's here is bad exit poll data?
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5 Nov 2024
When your colleague starts a comment with "Now I wasn't alive in the 70s...." 😳
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Kit retweeted
2 Nov 2024
When I practiced law, I learned this valuable lesson that I share with my students. You can be a zealous advocate for your client and NOT be mean, belittling, defamatory, or rude. You can be professional and firm while advocating for your client.
Too many asshole lawyers in the world.
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2 Nov 2024
“Can I get a lollipop after this?” Overheard my 16yo ask the vaccine lady at CVS :)
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1 Nov 2024
There is no better moment in life than your sister calling to invite you out for a visit!
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31 Oct 2024
Murphys law of Halloween. As soon as you’re ready to give up the hoards arrive.
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31 Oct 2024
Am I a generous T&T house or do I just want to run through my candy so I can call it a night? The world may never know.
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Kit retweeted
30 Oct 2024
A note for tomorrow:
ANYONE WHO IS TRICK-OR-TREATING AT FIFTEEN IS PRESUMPTIVELY CLINGING TO THE RITUALS OF CHILDHOOD AT THE MOST DISCOMBOBULATING MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES. THROW CANDY AND KINDNESS AT THEM
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31 Oct 2024
It took an hour and 20 min to make it through the line, but I got to vote this evening alongside my eldest. His first time in the voting booth!
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