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7 May 2025
Attention MMA and grappling commentators (especially all the retired fighters)… the phrase is FRENETIC pace, not frantic pace. *please just do this for me #ufc #ONEChampionship #alltheotherones
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23 Feb 2025
This isn’t the first time @HenryCejudo has bitched out when he knew he was gonna get his ass whooped…
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19 Nov 2024
Why does Space Force wear multicam fatigues?
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31 Mar 2024
What’s with all the early stoppages lately in boxing AND MMA?!?! Are actual finishes not allowed anymore?! #nerfworld
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29 Sep 2023
Has there been an uptick in AIDS?!? Every other commercial on most of the streaming platforms are HIV medications.
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24 Sep 2023
Been preaching it forever. You can’t roundhouse with your whole hips with your heel on the floor. That is surely a snapped ACL. #beenthere #ufc
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21 Aug 2023
That will certainly help out a lot of people…
Pure Terrible
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6 Aug 2023
Hahahaha! @jakepaul just spent 8 rounds in 6 minutes! #nda
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18 Jun 2023
That may be the first real mistake I think I’ve seen from @NononsenseUFC @ufc #bestref
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18 Jun 2023
Dom doesn’t understand “showboating” because he’s missing that flavor… People don’t only “showboat” when they’re hurt or bothered. We do it as much for ourselves as for the opponent. Sometimes we do it because we’re just having so much fun! #ufc #commontattlers #doitforthegrins
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25 Apr 2023
This is the guy talking shit to @NateDiaz209?!? How come these fools don’t get embarrassed anymore? Is shame not a thing where this dipshit is from?
24 Apr 2023
Nate would go an extra round just to toy with you in the cage 😂😂
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3 Apr 2023
Tattle tale!
17 Mar 2023
Replying to @KitCope
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3 Apr 2023
I didn’t even know people were still giving shits about @davidhogg111
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12 Mar 2023
Interesting… @MerabDvalishvil actually beat Yan, while @funkmasterMMA has only gained accidental victories over him… #ufc
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Kit Cope retweeted

Replying to @JasonBermas
“At the end of the day, there is no doubt that this young lady suffered a horrendous ordeal – the examinations and all the evidence shows that she was raped and very badly assaulted in that penthouse suite.” irishcentral.com/news/woman-…
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5 Mar 2023
None of those were intentional, quite obviously. Also, Martinez acted it up terribly. Those groin strikes did not hurt even a little. Any real fighter telling the truth will attest. It’s the same as flopping in soccer. It buys you time, but it’s pure acting.
"I'm not a dirty fighter" sounds great but when you commit multiple fouls per fight it's hard not to label you a certain way. #UFC285
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4 Mar 2023
I call bullshit on Mana Martinez. Not only we’re both of those “groin strikes” grazes, but it generally DOES NOT HURT! The kid is acting. We wear very effective cups. Find me a Thaiboxing fight where the fighter doubles over in pain… doesn’t happen. #faker #ufc
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22 Jan 2023
If @jessicammapro learned how to punch with her knuckles instead of fingers, Lauren Murphy would be in a coma! #UFC283
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18 Dec 2022
Strickland’s jab comes back to his belly button EVERY TIME…
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18 Dec 2022
When did checking a kick become “Ooh a checked kick!”?!? That’s not supposed to be anything meaningful unless you’re a pussy. How many (real) kicks to Thaiboxers check every single fight??? #sadstateofaffairs #ufc
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