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🚨🗣 Lionel Messi on being 'weird' and 'strange': ▪️“I know I’m a bit weirder than most people in some things... I like being alone a lot.” ▪️“Sometimes the chaos at home with the three kids running all over the place ends up saturating me, and I need my moments of loneliness.” ▪️“In those moments when I’m alone I can be just lying down watching TV or a match. Nothing special, just being quiet.” ▪️“It depends on my mood, but very small things, tiny details, can really affect me... If someone moves something from where I left it or changes what I had planned for the day, it can already put me in a bad mood.” ▪️“I’m very structured. If I have my day organized in a certain way and something happens in the middle that isn’t planned, I’m already annoyed.” ▪️“When I’m like that, I shut down. I don’t communicate it, I process it inside.”
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i made a map of everyone on twitter! yes you're on there too ^w^ every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to atlas.tiago.zip?ref=launch_t…
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Bruh is 55 how does he look like that I think I’m gay for him

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Alright Jeeves, hold my beer.
I love asking ChatGPT to give me plans that have 0% chance of actually happening. It’s interesting how it comes up with strange pathways for you to take
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@grok I am a 48 year old dwarf in a wheelchair, i want to join the NBA as a point guard. Please explain my pathway. Dont tell me I cant do it.
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I love asking ChatGPT to give me plans that have 0% chance of actually happening. It’s interesting how it comes up with strange pathways for you to take
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It turns out there was a guy who actually made the nfl at age 30 despite not playing in college and then mark wahlberg played him in a movie So yeah im gonna make it
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It turns out there was a guy who actually made the nfl at age 30 despite not playing in college and then mark wahlberg played him in a movie So yeah im gonna make it
I love asking ChatGPT to give me plans that have 0% chance of actually happening. It’s interesting how it comes up with strange pathways for you to take
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Full frontal reveal btw
Been thinking about why my engagement has been down so much and just remembered this is my pfp
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I feel like 38 is a good age
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fixed it for you
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Been thinking about why my engagement has been down so much and just remembered this is my pfp
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