one thing's for sure and two things for certain

Joined August 2015
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23 Mar 2021
always need two coasters on my desk for Fun Drink and Big Water
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two men in their fifties who don't play games but use gaming to pipeline young men into their political ideology
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12 Nov 2024
Young dudes have always gone through stupid edgelordy phases but what's changed in my lifetime is there's now a massive ecosystem including a whole political party telling them it's their god-given right to never grow out of it
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Here’s the Infinite post: 80s: 🫥🏄‍♂️ @Benjamin_Roller’s Surfer-less Surfer 🥰🥰 Snap Lore’s Love Me Two Times (Nightcrawler ➡️ Squirrel Girl) 90s: 🗡️🌈 @knownasbones’s Patriot/Valk Valk feels so good right now. Be intentional w/ prio. Mysterio also cool in Debrii’s spot.
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you don't fucking need chatGPT. you just need to know how to look up synonyms and correct words/phrases. it's never too late to re-teach yourself how to write. use your your brain. use the internet (the parts that don't steal/ravage the earth). believe in yourself. grow up
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23 Oct 2024
It's so cool how everything from prescription drugs to McDonald's to frozen waffles is contaminated now. It's almost like government regulations were the only thing keeping manufacturers from cutting costs and poisoning us.
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i’m mad that everything about the internet that was fun & useful 10 years ago is broken now. this site, obviously. reviews are astroturf lies. search is ai hallucination. no place to share with friends & family without influencer / meme / polarized content overrunning the feed.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles!
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🍅76 % 🍿83% KAOS 🍅83% 🍿 84% Shadow & Bone 🍅93 % 🍿86% GLOW 🍅92% 🍿89% TheOA S02 🍅84% 🍿90% The Brothers Sun 🍅92 % 🍿90 % Dead Boy Detectives 🍅94% 🍿94% LOCKWOOD & CO. 🍅97% 🍿95% MindHunter 🍅100% 🍿99% Warrior Nun S02 All🚫by Netflix
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speaking as the artist who designed Young Liz for Bioshock Infinite, I love to see an article promising a bold new future where she could just look like someone’s half-assed cosplay instead
11 Oct 2024
There's a future where you and your graphics card decide what a game looks like, not the developers. Read the full story: trib.al/gQsdOCx
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11 Oct 2024
love being lectured about how defunding police is some insane radical position while cops spend our money on stupid shit like this.
8 Oct 2024
Irvine, California unveils first Cybertruck police car in the U.S.
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"if you hate elon so much then why are you still here" BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHY SHOULD I LEAVE. HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS
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28 Sep 2024
My friends and I went to the theater 4 nights in a row when this first premiered, I had a 480p torrent copy on a USB drive in college then lost it, then later bought a bluray that turned out to be region locked to the UK so I couldn't play it. So excited to watch this one again
In a major coup, MUBI - a streaming service that's Criterion for people who think Criterion is too mainstream - has acquired & restored Tarsem's brilliant THE FALL, *available today*. A criminally underseen masterpiece, this movie has been hard to find for YEARS. Fucking LOVE it!
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Been on the internet since 1999 and it’s never been this bad. Google is useless, once findable information is deleted or buried. Wanton cruelty and sadism used to be contained to places like 4chan now it’s every social media site. Ubiquitous AI imagery is deeply unpleasant to see
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11 Sep 2024
I don't even know what was said at the debate because my timeline is nothing but Moo Deng and I love that for me
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You're that rich guy that stole from Welfare right?
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29 Aug 2024
I think if more people knew the artists for variants didnt get any residual money at all for sales it would decrease sales, and I think if they explicitly said a % went to the artist sales would go up. People like to support the artist and it sucks they dont get anything.
Wish I actually got paid for these lol
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29 Aug 2024
"I'm not paying $40 for a game that should've been free to play" - guy who has spent $300 to have a blue checkmark next to his twitter name
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27 Aug 2024
That sounds Dope… F John Wayne.
Replying to @FINALLEVEL
Woke means tearing down my John Wayne statues and forcing me to erect a Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer on my lawn that turns it into astroturf.
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24 Aug 2024
If you're just a rando and you tweet about the success or failure of video games even 3-4 times a day then your brain is not well and you might be poisoned
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