since it’s pride month, it’s time for me to come out of the closet. it is also time to add a new letter to LGBTQ . that letter is R. ever since I found out about the concept, it all finally fell into place: I am a rizzler. I can’t stop rizzing, the rizz just comes of of me. I tried to hide it, but a lifetime of rizzing auramaxxed me so hard that ion even have to say nothing and gyaldem rizzdar go off (sometimes even breaks) and I get clocked instantly as what I really am. now I believe it’s biological, that I was born this way—when I say the rizz comes out of me, it’s a bit like how gay men occasionally fart, or how lesbians sometimes burp. it’s time for society to finally come to terms with and accept the existence of the rizzler 🌈☺️

Idc about alcohol. yeah I’ll have a beer with dinner but I got over getting shitfaced back in my early 20s, I just hate feeling hungover

Idk if being a natty is worth it no more, I feel myself getting elbow tendinitis just from holding my phone and being on twitter all day

I love Thai food, how can one country be so based

>rep out the stack on incline press to Hava Nagila club remix >near full volume, idgaf >cute Jewish-looking girl on the machine next to me giving me a flirty look >I’m taken and don’t want her to get the wrong impression >ready myself for another set >“hey Siri, play HH by ye”

there is no minority group facing more oppression in online discourse than stoners

trait conscientiousness breaks down into the sub-traits orderliness and industriousness. I’m high on the latter and low on the former. trait conscientiousness appears to be more malleable than the other personality traits (and tends to up with age). I wonder what it takes to deliberately brainwash oneself to have a higher orderliness score, and if there are negative effects on creativity from doing so? all high-orderliness people I’ve met were not creative types. there is a negative correlation between trait openness and trait conscientiousness, but obviously “correlation ≠ causation” yada yada.

beware 30 chads, you are not safe from mid-twenties succubi

or they were on for 1 week & got too excited at the rapid weight loss from glycogen depletion. like “hurray, I lost 10 lbs, dieting is easy. I will now resume my old eating habits” then they gain 9.5 lbs in two days from glycogen replenishment, and decide CICO don’t work 🤦🏻‍♂️

this reminds me of the r/uoft meme where people would talk about there being a McDonald’s in the basement of Northrop Frye Hall, and when people got confused because they couldn’t find it, others would insist that it’s really there lol.