professional roundtripper pivoted to shitposting
Joined June 2021
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the only realistic way i lose today is if germany scores 2 and chills for the rest of the match
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brazil wasnt brazilin' and morocco was moroccin' so
Jun 13
i'm not a World Cup expert but looks like Polymarket's selling 1 dollar shares for 59 cents
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pov: your drunk friend starts getting philosophical
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i'm not a World Cup expert but looks like Polymarket's selling 1 dollar shares for 59 cents
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waiting for the last wipeout of shorts on solana:SLXdx4BUt2v9uJQNzWqSfzTJ9UKLUDsvxHFMEEdrfgq, then i believe they'll gradually dump it (megaeth twin)
even if i'm wrong about the wipeout part, gonna try catching the short anyway
also thinking we get a crime pump right after retail sells its allo (july)
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wondering where the focus went instead of preparing for ipo
Jun 12
Protect users when things don't go as planned.
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thanks for playing
Jun 12
[ ZOOMER ]
FTX FOUNDER SAM BANKMAN-FRIED LOSES ATTEMPT TO OVERTURN HIS 25 YEAR PRISON SENTENCE: RTRS
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🚨BREAKING: chinese egirl turned rasmr gay
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Breaking 🚨🚨: FOMO scam cabal member rasmr exposed dming same crypto Chinese egirl as Crook Cooker. The desperate loser did retardtrutide for a month (self vaxxing) and thought that would be enough to bag a Chinese foid. Instead of responding to Rasmrs selfie she screenshotted the chat and shared it to her friends while laughing uncontrollably. He’s going to try to bundle some fomo scam shitcoin as a way to cope for this MAJOR L so be aware. Rasmr buddy it’s over just accept it. Brutal.
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dw plasma has a lite gay card reserved for you lil bro
They’re dropping tiers (Platinum/Core/Lite) while $XPL is down 96% from ATH.
Cashback in a crashed token.
Gated AI subs you can buy cheaper yourself.
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Jun 11
POLYMARKET MY ASS
Jun 11
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POLYMARKET PREDICTS SPACEX WILL CLOSE FIRST DAY AT A VALUATION OF $2T, UP FROM ITS IPO PRICE: MARKET
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hot take: if you put $1000 into spacex ipo tomorrow you'll have $500 and less hair by monday
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even AI agents can stay anonymous and you don't
Jun 11
JUST IN: Coinbase now allows AI agents to trade crypto autonomously.
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why would we give a fk what "gloriafoster" is betting on if they lost $27k in 8 months of trading
$9.5 MILLION IF DR CONGO WIN THE WORLD CUP
Will DR Congo win the World Cup? Probably not. In fact, there’s only a 0.1% chance that they do. But ‘gloriafoster’ on Polymarket stands to win $9.5M if they take home the cup.
gloriafoster is also betting on several other extremely unlikely outcomes, including Kim Kardashian, Barack Obama and Hunter Biden being presidential nominees in the next election.
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Jun 10
Literally quote-retweeted paid fud from anon with 100 followers, is that how you build trust and attract users on Gnosis?
We've been through this with Gayble already, no one loves nor uses it by now.
Pivot to Plasma. There's only one best.
Jun 10
Ben said it cleaner than we would.
Account is a Safe. SEPA straight in. EUR stays EUR. Cashback comes out of program structure, not inflation.
Still room to improve, for now.
Great to have you back, @benjarosetree.
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somehow i've met two of them today
Jun 10
guy who spent months writing threads about how saylor is some kind of genius for the strc play just to instantly realize he’s absolute brainless after a 10% dip
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