If you start trying to talk about grits, you pasty fucks, we will invade that fucking island & hold you all in gitmo.
My fellow Brits are so bad at slagging off American food.
Grits. Grits exists. And it's not some weird thing, it's literally on breakfast menus all over the South.
Next time they come for Beans on Toast, just start replying with a photo of Grits.