Just trying to get through this mess one day at a time.

Joined April 2009
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I'm really tired of how much credit Chicago gets for dying the Chicago River green for Saint Patrick's Day, when President Trump has done the same thing for America's 250th Anniversary with zero fanfare.
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You know you’re getting old when you’re hungover and you weren’t drinking the night before.
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Jun 14
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This morning at the Reflecting Pool...
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Jun 7
This Oompa Loompa sure looks pissed.
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Here’s the new lineup for the Great American State Fair!
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May 31
Worst Dancing With The Stars audition tape ever.
Pete Hegseth is doing some masculine shit
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May 29
As ugly as Stephen Miller is on the outside, he’s even uglier on the inside.
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May 28
I don’t think DJT ever fucked around and found out in his entire life. That’s why he’s so awful today.
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May 27
I wonder why he’s not talking about the latest cognitive test he took. If he did well on it that’s all he’d be talking about right now. Hmm.
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May 22
Donald Trump is the enema of the people.
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May 19
Wordle 1,795 2/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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May 12
You can always tell the people who use computers a lot by how many times a day they use the fucking F word.
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May 12
How the fuck can we be under-babied? This country is run by the biggest baby on the planet.
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May 12
I don’t know why people keep complaining about Trump falling sleep all the time. For the safety of everyone in this entire country, let him sleep.
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May 11
The Trump administration really hammers home just how silly religion is.
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May 11
I’m rooting for the Hantavirus.
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May 11
This administration makes me want to drink heavily.
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Trying to get you to focus on the aliens so you forget about the predators.
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May 8
How many of you think the Kyle Rittenhouse spider bite was staged?
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