Designer and Arch Procrastinator

Joined February 2009
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21 Jul 2022
What is your complaints number and email @marksandspencer ?
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26 Jul 2021
Well I have popped back on Twitter for a short while and I have to say I had forgotten what an amusing bunch you are, thoroughly distracted!
26 Jul 2021
Morning @TOMSeurope what size would you advise in your piper flip flops if usually a 7.5 (UK) in the alpagartas? thanks :)
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24 Jul 2021
Staring at the London uptake stats is a depressing read. It is a privilege to be offered and be able to have a vaccine. So if you can, and you haven’t, its a rainy day, please do. If not for yourself then for the rest of the world. x
4 Dec 2020
Agreed. It was open all the way through the last four weeks of lockdown. It’s nonsensical, go to a pub, don’t go to a cemetery 🤷‍♀️ @vickyfoxcroft @LewishamCouncil @LifeBrockley
28 Nov 2019
Just keeping this account active 😉 And yes, still an insomniac.
15 Jun 2019
Heads up kids. Murder Mystery is DIRE. Save yourselves.
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3 Jun 2019
Love love love @GoodOmens finally some TV that makes me ☺️
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28 May 2019
I think I would make a good pruner. I like pruning. Standing back, making a considered assessment, then inflicting a good bit of destruction. Very satisfying.
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22 May 2019
Floella Benjamin on Chelsea... she looks fantastic, she hasn’t aged a bit since Playschool! I have 😕
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18 May 2019
Czech Republic get my vote. And that’s my tweeting done for another year... 😴 #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
Hold on. Madonna’s arrived early... #aus #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
Sorry France but Madonna will 100% be poaching your dancers #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
Azerbaijan need to up it by about 20bpm #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
Hatred will prevail?! That’s cheery Iceland! Do counties have to draw straws to be the angry entry? #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
I’m scared San Marino. Tea break. #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
Well Russia are the first to have me cackling 😂 #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
Germany are just too wee #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
Ok. Haven’t heard them but I’m liking the look of the Czech Monkees #Eurovision
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18 May 2019
Knee high socks on anyone aged over 10 are always a bad idea #Eurovision
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