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Kyle Geiger @kylegeiger

Full time guestlist request responder. Recovering purist. Bookings: booking@kylegeiger.com

Joined June 2009
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Haven’t used this in over a year…Did I miss anything on here that helped make the world a better place?
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Press photos are God‘s way of eventually humbling every person who has ever made fun of graduation or engagement photos.
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Fort Wayne tonight! The Thursday night tradition continues at the infamous O‘Sullivans 😵‍💫
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CrowdStrike might be the best name ever for a software company that can grind global travel and banking to a halt.
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There's clearly issues with the music streaming ecosystem, but there's probably the same number of disingenuous arguments against it. So, let's start with the basics: What do you think an artist should be paid, per stream? What do you think the monthly subscription should cost?
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I’ve happily been off the World Wide Web a lot more lately, so can someone explain this common joke about paying to play in Ibiza? Any factual stuff or just memes memeing?
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It’s 2024 and agencies are still making promoters fill out forms stating the distance in kilometers between the hotel and the venue. Have DJs not heard of Mapquest?
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Me when I realize I just left new feedback on a promo I forgot that already left feedback on a month ago.
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I’m still on the fence about Threads, but I love that it sends Elon Musk a strong message that we all now have choices for where we choose to complain online.
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So weird that DJs say "thanks for trusting me" more than pilots or heart surgeons do.
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Anyone remember Instagram Threads?
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Career first: Just checked into a hotel, walked into my (alleged) room and a person was laying in bed watching TV. The weirdness continues tonight Leipzig tonight from 6-10 AM at Obscurité Rave
in Elipamanoke Club!
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A "Radio embargo" on a promo in 2023 is very very strange. Radio is one of the few remaining ways to ensure a release gets exposure, credit, and revenue all at the same time.
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As an American, I've always been jealous of how many days off work German employers give to their websites.
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Remember those days when you could upgrade the RAM on your MacBook (or PowerBook!) with a tiny Phillips head screwdriver and a couple hundred bucks?
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Was at a coffee shop in Berlin waiting for the word from a friend on when to meet up. Because of this, it made sense to get the coffee to go, despite me staying inside while waiting for my friend to say where to meet. A person approached me and started pointing in my direction….
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I sarcastically pointed to her shoes saying that she shouldn’t wear these because they’re bad for the environment. Because I was in Germany, sarcasm went undetected. She replied with „fake leather stinks“…which elevated the German level of this interaction into another Galaxy.
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For those wondering why I responded so harshly up front: it’s a reaction to the constant amount of unsolicited advice/reprimanding on very inconsequential things, with absolutely no capacity to consider why someone might have a reason to violate their short-sighted petty rules.
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Netflix documentary idea: 2 former college roommates and fellow music lovers re-unite 20 years after graduation, deciding to quit their jobs and travel across the country in search of a single person who uses Deezer as their streaming service.
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