Yes hello, l0de here. All works are poignant satirical social commentary. YHBT.
Joined February 2010
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IF YOU KNOW THE IDENTITY OF THIS YOUNG WOMAN PLEASE PUT ME IN TOUCH, LRH RESEARCH INCORPORATED HAS A JOB FOR HER.
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In 1992, I transferred ownership of shitsex.eu in exchange for a blowjob. After almost 25 years I have learned that the person who gave it is actually a dude. Do I have a case for clawing the domain back because the payment was under false pretenses? It’s now valued at over 50,000 euros
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Q: Is it true that Slackbot will no longer jack my cock on the business tier?
A: Yes, sadly all good things, and in fact, all things must come to an end. We're discontinuing @Slack-aided masturbation with our latest software release which aims to create a space-time singularity centered on our Salesforce San Francisco headquarters which will swallow the earth and the hopes, dreams, and souls of the human race. Doom awaits you all.
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Feeling jet-lagged after a long flight? The cause might surprise you. Every plane is equipped with a chloroform tank in the ventilation system. Notice how you always doze off at some point? That is when the pilot activates the gas and he and the copilot descend on the passenger cabin to commit wanton acts of sodomy. Mercifully the drug prevents most from remembering the anal pillaging. The fact is you’re not jet lagged, you’re jet FAGGED!
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Just had a ninth grader turn in a research paper which asserted that the Jews "aka the CIA" created A.I.D.S. in an effort to kill Jesus Christ, who the child argued was gay and "That's why they call it the second cumming." @timheidecker can't take over InfoWars fast enough.
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A Long Island man is suing comedian @wigger / Sam Hyde after Erika Kirk refused to honor a novelty "First in line to pipe Charlie Kirk's wife" coupon that was sent to Gumroad.com subscribers as part of a 2024 Christmas Swag Bag
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