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she's like if a nintendog wished to be a girl
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The guy who balances stuff on his head while biking balanced a bike on his head
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donβt worry, the nypd has secured forma pasta factory
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Fort Greene celebrating the Knicks w gay and lesbian makeouts
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Ready for the really wild stat? This is $4 million more than Avengers: Endgame had in it's 5th 3-day weekend...in roughly 900 more theaters.
βOBSESSIONβ is set to gross $21M this weekend at the domestic box office.
Its 4th consecutive weekend bigger than its opening ($17.2M).
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the guy on the back of the truck is killing meeee
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LEGALLY WE ARE ALLOWED TO TEAR DOWN TRUMP TOWER BY HAND
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LEGALLY WE ARE ALLOWED TO TEAR DOWN TRUMP TOWER BY HAND
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This weekend reminds me of when the Barbie movie was out and you could walk past people and say "Hi, Barbie!" and they would say it back, but this time the expression is "Knicks in 5"
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Backrooms would've been better if it was about him stealing furniture from them to sell at steep discounts
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whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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While New York's energy is at its highest they should channel it to rip apart Trump Tower brick by brick
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knicks won. statue of liberty is in the water. the met is gone. straight up disappeared.
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i just had the stupidest realization about obsession that everyone else probably realized already but my mind feels so blown
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how did it take me days to realize the correlation between nikki getting angry at sarah over a jenga brick and then murdering her with a brick. this is so obvious but i only just realized it and im just like damn this is so genius..........
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