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May 13
Oxford comma supremacy.
May 12
Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?
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I told my dad I haven’t been driving my car, he talking bout “trust me, I noticed”. 😭 my EZ Tag was working overtime last year, I know that bill was crazy for a few months.
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I do whatever my girl tell me to
niggas go to sip & paints? 🤔 real question.
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It should’ve been frontier airlines
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I’ll literally drive from Houston to Atlanta before I pay $1000 for a flight.
Go to hell fr
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Apr 23
So much gold in the replies for a nosy person such as myself. Y’all need to drop some links!
ain’t no TikTok story time beat “who tf did I marry” yet
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Apr 19
Y’all ain’t #realreaders.
Apr 18
Is it humanly possible to read 200 pages in a single day?
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Apr 19
Hold that bitcoin.
You meet your 16 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What will you say?
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Mar 17
The pretty girl nerd combo is truly unmatched. My type of relationship!
He printed me a “date night vending machine” so every week we can do something different. I ❤️ nerds!!
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I know I’ve been in Houston too long cuz I be running into mfs I know at the most random places.
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Feb 18
Tyra Banks is going to hell btw.
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Feb 14
I want a plate of 15 hamachi nigiri in the shape of a heart for vday.
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Feb 8
If y’all wanna be 40 getting a kid dressed for kindergarten that’s on y’all 😭😂🤷🏽‍♀️🤣
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American Deli blasting music but the cashiers are mad that nobody can hear their order number being called….
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Every time I go to book an appointment for braids, I look at the prices then head to my local beauty supply store to get braiding hair and spend 2 days doing it myself.
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$50 vs $500 is a no brainer every time idc.
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Virgins to the left of me. And WHORESSSS to the right! 😭
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Jan 31
I be looking at my IG highlights like damn… I’m fine as hell.
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hey so actually no
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"Avoid sugar" how do I avoid me.
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