“If we didn’t sign Branthwaite, how can we possibly defend high? He’s just £85m, missing out on him would mean our season over” We can see where Branthwaite is today. “How can we miss out on Evan Ferguson, £100m for Baby Kane is not too much” Where is baby Kane today? “We must sign Baleba, we need legs in the midfield, without Baleba how can we play football?” Sell Bruno for £57m buy Baleba for £112m” “its for the good of the club” Now it is, if we don’t sign Anderson, we won’t be able to play football next season, our season is already over before it started because we don’t want to sign Anderson for £120m.. See the pattern?? I am glad we don’t have Richard Arnold and John Murtough anymore, now we work with data, we sign players that are ready to play for us, you can cry all you want, I’ll advise you to go do your assignments.

Ref tells Saka to hurry up and take the corner with stoppage time up. Saka does his usual slow-walk to run down the clock. The ref calmly waits, and the absolute second Saka gets into position? He blows for half-time. Absolute cinema. Masterclass game management for a final. Arsenal got so used to getting away with murder from Premier League refs that when someone actually enforces the rules, they think they’re being robbed. Credit where it’s due tho, they played some demonic football to get here. But if PL refs weren't so intimidated by Arteta’s touchline tantrums and fooled by their theatrics, Arsenal wouldn’t be parading a PGMOL trophy today. Justice served in Europe! 🫶🏼

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

Medals round their neck, trophies in their hand, Bruno Fernandes in their head

Outright. Without equal. On a level of his own. Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

A season for the history books 📖 @manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

No-one does it like him. Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

Thirteen years ago today ❤️

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this arsenal title

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

Calling yourself in “crisis” after spending €500m on transfers is outrageous

In today's fixture where Brentford faced Fulham, Calvin Bassey's hair was clearly tugged at yet no red card was shown. What makes it even stranger is that it was officiated by the same referee that sent Martinez off vs Leeds. Scandalous.

Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

There's something quite remarkable about faking injury of pretty much all your players for international duty call up, to then lose at home to Bournemouth.

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.

It’s funny because even if you ignore: Ballon d’Or, Puskas, winning every trophy, scoring in every final, the Golden Boots, POTY plus countless other accolades (and actually being the best) Ronaldo won more PL titles in 3 seasons than Henry & Salah did in their entire PL careers

Rooney said Liverpool’s leaders on the pitch weren’t working hard enough and weren’t setting the right example. Scousers were crying for weeks. And then here we are 🧐

£500m spent in the summer. 10 defeats in 31 games. Hey @Carra23 and @GNev2, when are you scheduling an interview with Arne Slot? questioning about his tactics ? Or does it only apply to Manchester United managers ?

Bruno Fernandes is in a league of his own 🎯🔴 [@SkySportsPL]