Writer/Wizard/Mall Santa/Rasputin Impersonator
Joined July 2011
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18 Sep 2024
Looking for some oil paintings to class up the place do you think this will do? #sexcheeseburger #johnkilduff
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Ernest Hemingway with his cats.
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Oiled-Up, Half-Naked Men Entertain President On 80th Birthday wonkette.com/p/oiled-up-half…
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Jun 15
That UFC event was probably a huge deal to guys whose moms are also their aunts
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Jun 14
Grave Digger is the world’s most famous monster truck & lives in North Carolina near the outer banks.
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Jun 13
wanted to skip gym today but i just saw that video of pete hegseth with the dumbbells.. let me get changed
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Jun 13
Unexpected hotel room guest.
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Jun 13
Again to be clear they stopped counting deaths at 800,000 in December 2025. It is well over a million now
Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
currentaffairs.org/news/how-…
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Jun 13
The world’s first trillionaire Elon Musk, in an email to Jeffrey Epstein:
“Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose.”
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Jun 13
His hijack of the Kennedy Center was thwarted.
His $1.7B slush fund for insurrectionists was rejected.
Now he’s been ordered to undo his white nationalization of our national parks.
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Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE
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Most obvious money laundering operation of all time
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Algae Resurfaces Just Days After Trump's $14 Million Reflecting Pool Renovation — POLITICO
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Jun 13
"Was she condemned to indecency because of her bawdy mother?"
White Trash, by Beulah Poynter. Uni Books, 1952.
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RIP David Hockney
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How much taxpayer money are we wasting on things that should have never happened in the first place?
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How was Marilyn Manson not muted, also why is he trying to use Twitter. 👀
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Jun 11
So, hypothetically, what happens if the giant 600lb steel-armed UFC claw turns into a literal lighting rod during a highly predictable summer storm? forbes.com/sites/maryroeloff…
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When do we party? (#riot) overthrow your mother? (#government)
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