Organizational culture nerd, lover of patterns, fiercely determined God tool/Christian Anarchist
Joined February 2014
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13 Oct 2023
Me, trying to remember the word "casket": ...the...container where you...put the bodies when they are dead. #adhd
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30 Nov 2022
It's a really good day when I get to wax philosophic about why ivory tower architects annoy me with @architect_josh and @neal4d. ๐ฎ Thank you Neal and @OReillyMedia for the invite to speak at the Superstream today! ๐
8 Jun 2022
"Sorry hot phone, I'm just...gonna put you in the fridge." #TexasThings ๐ @architect_josh
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3 Jun 2022
We do not throw our heroes under the bus to gain acceptance from the regime. We regard the regime as criminal.
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29 Mar 2022
Creation of something that works always involves some destruction of what isn't working.
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25 Feb 2022
"I know I rant a lot when we watch spooky movies, it's just that everyone is so...DUMB." - @architect_josh ๐๐คฃโค๏ธ
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15 Dec 2021
thehill.com/homenews/news/58โฆ Lest you think your employer's vaccine mandate is the norm - it's *not.*
Join us in person or virtually for ArchConf 2021 returning Dec 13-16th to Clearwater, FL. #ArchConf2021 will feature 80 sessions/workshops centered on #softwarearchitecture delivered by world-class speakers. Go to archconf.com & register now for one amazing event!
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16 Oct 2021
"I always liked The Beast better. I mean... you're supposed to, I'm just saying I was a smart little kid. ๐ค Stockholm Syndrome notwithstanding."
- Me, on Gaston vs The Beast as the better plan for Belle.
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5 Oct 2021
#uberconf2021 Today you'll find us in the Waverly room, going through an all-day workshop entitled The Treasure Map Hands On: Charting Your Way to Continuous Delivery. WE ARE SO EXCITED YOU GUYYYYS. @architect_josh
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3 Oct 2021
I decided these are called the Trash Cans of Sadness, where the delicious coffee I made at home goes to die before going through TSA. @nofluff #UberConf2021 #RIPcoffee
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30 Sep 2021
Thank you @InnoTechDallas for inviting us to speak on #ContainerToolsTNG. We had a blast at our first in-person speaking gig in a year and a half. ๐ Dallas is beautiful!
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