I write software, cook food, exercise, take pictures, grow things. Red Hat. he/him/his.

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11 Dec 2022
TIL about benign masochism and now I think I understand the appeal of this website
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Big fan of David Byrne. Wondering if @dieworkwear would give us a breakdown of his fit here. Confession, I’m a fan.
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11 Mar 2024
Seriously @washingtonpost … Don’t you mean to say, “normal compassionate humans”?
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Hug someone if you can. And hold on tight.
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If you left your almost-full journal and a copy of Aurelius’ “Meditations” on the Q train, DM me so I can send them back to you. I know I’d be heartbroken if I lost my diary.
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“I do cloud stuff “ — me describing my work to a layperson.
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Really blew this opportunity to use “laity”
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Beware of an ex-Senator who calls for a third party Presidential candidate next year as a so-called "threat to the status quo" when, in fact, that tactic might be the dream scenario of Donald Trump's strategists as Trump's possible best route to victory in 2024.
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Full House at Knative function talk. Catch it online!
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Rep. @TriciaCotham's party switch makes clear that she lacks a moral compass, any serious convictions, and a commitment to the truth. She lied to her constituents & is stealing their right to representation in Raleigh. HD 112 deserves better. She should #ResignNow. #CothamResign
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Do you want to make a change? Drive less. The biggest impact most of us can make on our carbon footprint is to leave the car in the driveway. Walk. Ride your bike. You don’t have to drive. It’s a choice.
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Congressman Vern Buchanan had over $2.3 million in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/VernBuchanan/status/15…

As a blue-collar kid who worked his way through college, I know firsthand the sacrifices people make to receive an education. Biden’s reckless, unilateral student loan giveaway is unfair to the 87 percent of Americans without student loan debt and those who played by the rules.
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To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.
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24 Feb 2023
“Unnecessary driving is the new smoking” WDYT?
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On train from Poland to Ukraine. One for the history books. 10/10 @JoeBiden @POTUS @WhiteHouse photo credit @evanvucci
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19 Feb 2023
Electric vehicles were not created to save the planet. They were created to save the automobile industry. Just How Good for the Planet Is That Big Electric Pickup Truck? - The New York Times nytimes.com/interactive/2023…

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Is it just me? The Twitter Blue verified check mark mainly just seems to indicate that the account belongs to a bootlicker
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Sorry I didn’t respond to your email. I read it at a stoplight taking my kids to school and remembered it 4 months later.
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Twitter is closing its doors to hobby bots like this one. They tell us a week before this happens. There's been a lot of measured, well-mannered commentary from other makers of Twitter bots. I thought I'd share my uncensored thoughts instead. Fuck this. 1/?
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27 Jan 2023
I want to dig in on why Red Hat is better at generating revenue from open source than anyone who has ever done it. This is a perfect example. Do you know how rare it is to generate $1B/ARR? Hashicorp is *half* that number. Let that sink in.
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