Joined May 2026
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Moments in my life that caused forever damage to my frontal lobe starting my split gooner personality.. - playing "house" - The Fappening 12 - Kik at age 13 - unrestricted internet access 12-16 - much more as years progress. It's like porn chose me.. ♥️
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Is getting a nicotine addiction based if it makes me goon more?
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Mal~function retweeted
They know they’re making softcore porn, right? These swimmers and volleyball players, every single one of them poses like a fucking slut with more lighting and advanced cameras than an 80s Playboy shoot. Look at this one. She got her cunt waxed for it!
McCall Freiburger - Tampa Swimming
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Mal~function retweeted
Got weed.. dm please. It's gonna be a long night..I love you all. Let's goon.. please give me permanently brain damage.. ♥️
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Porn is good for you. Porn is all that matters in life, nothing is as important as porn. Dedicate your life to porn.
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I'm sorry but I had to repost. ♥️
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RT @goon4we: Stop feeling guilty, Porn loves you
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Unironically the best porn is the stuff you watch during the day. On break. At the family table. On the couch with friends. ♥️
you should scroll porn in front of your family. spurt in your undies in front of your mom at family gatherings, she wont even notice~
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Like do young guys even have a chance anymore to not grow up to be gooners? They see girls like her everyday! ♥️
Stans will look you dead in the eye and tell you this isn't hardcore porn
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Mal~function retweeted
It is normal to save your friends Instagram posts and screenshot their stories and create folders dedicated to them to jerk off to, and look through their following to find mutual friends and save their pics to jerk off to, just a whole database of saved irl pics to goon to
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And I need to inhale them
Pendeja Petera de Mierda.
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Anyone else put on high heels and instantly regret trying to be a normal person? Like why don't I just goon goon goon and look pretty in heels! ♥️
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Mal~function retweeted
Typical Goonslut 😵‍💫 Xochitl Gomez is gooning on here with us 🤤 why else would she see these pics and give them attention 🥵 Keep pumping to this slut and keep harassing her pervs 😜🍆💦💦💦💦
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And anyone who causes drama should leave! Be true to what you say and don't lie about safety of you don't believe in it.
I love how drama-free the gooning community is. You guys are literally too busy death gripping your dong with both fists to be mad at each other awwww 🤍 Keep going my fellow silly porn addicts~
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Do I use my butt?
62% Yes
38% Yes (wearing high heels)
8 votes • Final results
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If you or a loved one was affected by unrestricted internet access like this you may be entitled to a pornosexual lifestyle. I wanna hear y'all's testimonials! Did you have this experience? ♥️
A day in my life... You get off of school. It's your third year of high school. You Didn't talk to anyone the whole day cause of covid.. you open your phone on your fav app TikTok.. how else was I supposed to end up.. ♥️
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Living the dream.. ♥️

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A day in my life... You get off of school. It's your third year of high school. You Didn't talk to anyone the whole day cause of covid.. you open your phone on your fav app TikTok.. how else was I supposed to end up.. ♥️
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